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What annoys you in the bedroom?

Higgins86 said:
Title say's it all, what annoys you in the bedroom?

For me its ball licking, never understood it, never enjoyed it and its just plain odd. Don't get me wrong I love a blowjob ( what man doesn't) but when they lick the balls is a strange sensation for me. Fortunately the missus doesn't do it much anymore but now an again I will feel that awkward tickle lol.
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Grand Mal said:
I kept thinking, "nothing annoys me as much as the question".
Except maybe a ringing phone.
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Thank you for quoting me . . . because now i have an answer!!

"Did you get one / come / get off."

DON'T ASK ME IF I CAME. 95% of the time the answer is YES . . . and usually is YES more than ONCE . . . but the fact that my husband has to ask means he doesn't know ****-o about me EVEN NOW. It can take a perfectly good time and totally ruin it for me.

"Why do you have to ask such stupid ****ing questions. I'm laying here in pure bliss and you're looking for a way to ruin it."

Blech!
 
Aunt Spiker said:
Thank you for quoting me . . . because now i have an answer!!

"Did you get one / come / get off."

DON'T ASK ME IF I CAME. 95% of the time the answer is YES . . . and usually is YES more than ONCE . . . but the fact that my husband has to ask means he doesn't know ****-o about me EVEN NOW. It can take a perfectly good time and totally ruin it for me.

"Why do you have to ask such stupid ****ing questions. I'm laying here in pure bliss and you're looking for a way to ruin it."

Blech!
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Yikes! Glad I never asked that question!
Reminds me of a bad joke- 'How can you tell when a woman comes?" "Who cares?"

Seriously, in my experience women don't hide it any more than men do. And it's not a deal breaker anyway.
 
Grand Mal said:
I kept thinking, "nothing annoys me as much as the question".
Except maybe a ringing phone.
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<ring...ring...ring>

"Hello. Listen, can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of somebody."
 
Alyssa T. said:
Finding other people in my bed used to bother me. Only happened a few times after big parties, but I hated it and had to find other places to sleep. It felt like they were using my own bed, and bedroom, as an invitation for me to join them. What? It is my room, my bed.
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Heh. Actually had a girl do that to me not too long ago.

I stayed over at a friend's house drinking and hanging out 'till around 4 am. At the end of the night, they insisted that I use their guest bedroom rather than try to drive home, and I obliged them.

There was another girl staying over as well. She was sleeping on the couch. I offered to let her trade, but she said she was fine.

Sure enough, only like a minute or two after I got into the guest bed, turned out the lights, and started to settle in, the door creaked open and said girl plopped down into bed next to me. She rolled over and started pillow talking.

I'm all like, "Alright... Hold up. To be clear here, are we just sleeping tonight, or what?" She replied "No, I don't do that kind of thing, but I like how forward you are," and then proceeded to snuggle up to me for the rest of the night.

Right. After all that, I'm the "forward" one. That makes sense. :lamo
 
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