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How to build pyramid?
First a big pit is dug.
then a layer of rock and ... |
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Originally Posted by dragonslayer How to build pyramid?
First a big pit is dug.
then a layer of rock and gravel is put down
Then a layer of Neoconservatives as glue
another layer of rock and gravel is put down
another layer of neoconservatiives as glue
Pour a lot of cement over this to form the first platform.
then a layer of rock and gravel is put down
Then a layer of Neoconservatives as glue
another layer of rock and gravel is put down
another layer of neoconservatiives as glue
Pour a lot of cement over this to form the second platform.
Keep going until one runs out of conservatives |
Rofl. Even a positive thread about historic construction degenerates into partisan BS around here. Took a little longer than I expected though.
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Originally Posted by cnredd That would work incredibly well...
Conservatives are well known for having a stable platform and an excellent foundation to build upon...
If you tried this with Liberals, it would collapse before you can say, "Last call, Mister Kennedy."... |
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Originally Posted by dragonslayer How to build pyramid?
First a big pit is dug.
then a layer of rock and gravel is put down
Then a layer of Neoconservatives as glue
another layer of rock and gravel is put down
another layer of neoconservatiives as glue
Pour a lot of cement over this to form the first platform.
then a layer of rock and gravel is put down
Then a layer of Neoconservatives as glue
another layer of rock and gravel is put down
another layer of neoconservatiives as glue
Pour a lot of cement over this to form the second platform.
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Originally Posted by George_Washington What do you all think about the theory that aliens built the pyramids? |
What aliens? Illegals? |
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Originally Posted by akyron What aliens? Illegals? | Can't waite for Teacher's drawing for that one.....
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Originally Posted by Busta Can't waite for Teacher's drawing for that one..... |
It was a joke. Back then they turned their POWs into slaves. I cant imagine they lasted that long under backbreaking labor. |
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Originally Posted by akyron It was a joke. Back then they turned their POWs into slaves. I cant imagine they lasted that long under backbreaking labor. | No, I got it. I am just awaiting Teacher's drawing about illegal "aliens" building pyramids.....perhaps with human parts....slaves....Mexicans in space ships worshiping the body-building Einstein..... |
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Originally Posted by Busta No, I got it. I am just awaiting Teacher's drawing about illegal "aliens" building pyramids.....perhaps with human parts....slaves....Mexicans in space ships worshiping the body-building Einstein..... |
I guess they could have just asked the nazis in space about pyramid building. Ancient Aryan Town Discovered in Russian Urals |
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Current Mood: | Re: How to build a Pyramid. Hey Tashah.
Those oars on that bradge found buried near the pyramids? That wood will do fine for levers. I'm listening. Now, how do I prove that the wood used for that can be found in abundance enough for constrution? I do appreciate the critique, but this is my dry run, I've never made no bones about that. What you said about submitting this to they that are called they I have, no problems with. Please try to understand that I have found A way to move blocks around heretofore not put forth. It does work. I listen to your critique on this matter. Doesn't seem fair that that I must now solve every problem when I see so much bull**** put forth about this mystery, but, I'll go with you. I've solved the simple dynamics of moving a block around. Now you tell me I must prove where every piece of wood came from. This is not what I was looking to get into. That is bull**** minutia. I have on this thread demonstrated how to move a 2 1/2 ton block up 2 1/2' with FRIGGIN ease. That should count for something. My simple drawings have, for the first time in 4500 years, illustrated how to move these friggin blocks. This now simple fact is what I want to get out there. Let the goofy treeologists (yea, I just made that up), worry about the where and how and why the lumber came from. Do you not see that I have solved the simple dynamics of moving a heavy weight with ease? If I'm not mistaken your only problem with my method is where did the wood come from. Talk to me Tashah. Put aside my being nuts. I can. I have solved the basic engineering principles of moving heavy objects. From quarry to tip. There is no way I can prove where the wood came from. I CAN prove that it is possible to move these weights around. With what the Egyptians had at their disposal. Nobody has for 4500 years has demonsrated how to get a friggin block up 2 1/2' with ease. Until now. See what I'm saying? Is it possible for me to submit my theory just on moving blocks? Hey man, I'm asking, I'm going with this, but your council, I'll take. I ask YOU don't I? I'm not as stupid as I look in my drawings. Well actually, I be more stupid. Gi gi gi giddyup.
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Lean: Very Liberal Gender:  | Re: How to build a Pyramid. I saw this theory on Discovery. They used some type of cloth as a sail with a rope tied to the block looped over a post. Just thought I would throw this into the mix. 
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