Thread: Did God Have a Wife?

Interesting thread.

Originally Posted by Dittohead not!

If god is all knowing, and if god is married, does god really understand his wife? If so, he's way ahead of any mortal man.

If a tree falls on God's wife and no one could hear it, what was the tree doing in the kitchen?

Originally Posted by Somerville

... that the ancient Israelite God, YHWH, had a female counterpart.

Did their gods have sex too?

Originally Posted by Paralogic

Did their gods have sex too?

God made man from dust ...and.... in his own image?


I think God had sex. It was mentioned in a previous post that he had a brother and if he had a wife too, where did they come from unless it was from other Gods having sex? Gods that came "before".

Originally Posted by Moot

God made man from dust ...and.... in his own image?

That means their god was masturbating too. All males masturbate.

Interesting.

Originally Posted by Paralogic

That means their god was masturbating too. All males masturbate.

Interesting.

That would be impossible to know or prove unless you were omnipotent. lol

Originally Posted by Moot

That would be impossible to know or prove unless you were omnipotent. lol

It's a fact. All males masturbate.

Originally Posted by Quag

Well he had a son. If no wife that means god had a kid outta wedlock and that is a no no according to bible, So I guess he had to be married.
Oh wait I forgot he had a son with Mary who was married to Joseph, so is god an adulterer?
The bible can be confusing, with what is/isnt a sin sometimes

This would actually explain why God apparently had no problem with many of His trusted elite, such as David, having several mistresses and concubines.

Originally Posted by Paralogic

It's a fact. All males masturbate.

Would all males admit that they 'didn't masturbate' on a questionaire? I dunno. But it sure would be a momumental task to verify if every male on the planet masturbated in order to make it a fact.

Originally Posted by Moot

That would be impossible to know or prove unless you were omnipotent. lol

gotta go with paralogic on this one