What happens to unbelievers between death and being cast into hell?

tlmorg02 · 07-03-09, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerry

<-----Hall Monitor

Oh, that's right!!

Ikari · 07-03-09, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfons

Do you mind nothing good?

What? Do I mind nothing good? What does that even mean?

Singularity · 07-03-09, 11:55 AM

It's unfortunate that most people nowadays are destined for a bad afterlife. Only those of us who see the true faith are destined to be saved. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only path to salvation. Sadly, far too many people believe in false gods like Allah and whatever the Christian gods name is (sorry, I don't follow false religions all that much).

As for the rest of you, may the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage even if you do not believe. Bless this world, I pray.

Jerry · 07-03-09, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Singularity

It's unfortunate that most people nowadays are destined for a bad afterlife. Only those of us who see the true faith are destined to be saved. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only path to salvation. Sadly, far too many people believe in false gods like Allah and whatever the Christian gods name is (sorry, I don't follow false religions all that much).

As for the rest of you, may the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage even if you do not believe. Bless this world, I pray.

Monitor halls much?

Good to see I'm not the only one counter-trolling this guy today

Singularity · 07-03-09, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry

Monitor halls much?

Good to see I'm not the only one counter-trolling this guy today

I know not what you mean, brother Jerry. I am merely speaking the Word of our Great God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. But you are a kind man. I can tell by your smiley emoticons.

May his noodly appendage touch you today, sir!

scourge99 · 07-03-09, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tlmorg02

Take it easy on him Jerry. I think the language barrier is hard on him, and that he feels that such sites are evidence if you will. I appreciate his ardour, but can't get him to realize that arguing faith against empirical reasoning is near impossible.

I think the age barrier is the real issue.

Jerry · 07-03-09, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Singularity

I know not what you mean, brother Jerry. I am merely speaking the Word of our Great God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. But you are a kind man. I can tell by your smiley emoticons.

May his noodly appendage touch you today, sir!

May his balls be juicy and tender in your mouth, amen

WI Crippler · 07-03-09, 05:45 PM

Well I was in the Marines, so regardless of my belief or non-belief, I will be going to hell to regroup.

Kali · 07-03-09, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfons

Child molesters don't go to heaven.

If you buy into the crazy Christian stuff? As long as you ask for forgivness and accept Jesus as son of God and accept him into your heart? You are covered! It does not matter if you raped and even killed babies you get a pass into Heaven.

tlmorg02 · 07-03-09, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kali

If you buy into the crazy Christian stuff? As long as you ask for forgivness and accept Jesus as son of God and accept him into your heart? You are covered! It does not matter if you raped and even killed babies you get a pass into Heaven.

The bible says that in the eyes of God, sin is sin, it matters not what the actual sin is, it is all equal. So if you lie, then you might as well kill, in the eyes of God. Doesn't seem fair, but hey, I'm not God.

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