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http://www.theonion.com/articles/one-of-those-****ing-people-wins-new-hampshire-pri,27012/
[FONT=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]C[/FONT]ONCORD, NH—With the majority of precincts reporting, sources are now confirming that one of those ****ing guys—one of the ones who wore a suit on television and talked a lot—has won the New Hampshire primary, beating five or six of the ****ers he was up against. "To be honest, I don't really know which one of those ********ers I voted for, but I think it was the asshole with the hair," New Hampshire resident Pete Harris told reporters. "I can’t remember his name, but he was the only one who looked me in the eye and didn't immediately make me want to throw up." Following announcement of the results, sources said one of the assholes is probably considering dropping out, another one is probably continuing on, and who really gives a flying ****?