View Poll Results: What do you prefer after death?

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  • Everlasting death

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  • Everlasting life in Hell

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  • Everlasting life in Paradise

    28 60.87%
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackdog View Post
    What I really want after death is the ability to watch the living.... In the shower mostly.
    Will they change your name to Horndog?
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackdog View Post
    So you are now the judge of who is a Christian or not? Interesting.
    Actually, God appointed me to that role.

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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    Actually, God appointed me to that role.
    God is omnipotent. He doesn't need to delegate such powers. He'll probably just let the tip of his pinky finger do the work.
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    God is omnipotent. He doesn't need to delegate such powers. He'll probably just let the tip of his pinky finger do the work.
    God is omnipotent, but lazy. Don't you dare judge him, foolish mortal.
    Last edited by Catz Part Deux; 05-12-11 at 02:04 PM.

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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    Will they change your name to Horndog?
    You think "Chocolate Thunder" is just a name? It's the experience!
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Serious answer: to spend eternity with my Savior.

    Not so serious answer: paradise would be a year round football season. All the dead greats could play. Every game would be like fantasy football.
    And John Madden suddenly becomes great at commentary.
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    God is omnipotent, but lazy.
    Which begs the question...

    If god made atoms etc...

    What is he made of?
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    Benjii likes the protests...he'd be largely irrelevant without them. So he needs to speak where he knows there will be protests against him and that makes him responsible for the protests.
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackdog View Post
    Which begs the question...

    If god made atoms etc...

    What is he made of?
    Quarks. He's the music of the spheres; the tie that binds.

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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    Quarks. He's the music of the spheres; the tie that binds.
    No, no, no. He created Quarks. What part of "Omnipotent and pinkie finger" are you missing? Not that you are missing a pinkie finger... I think? Do you have Hamsters?
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    Re: What do you prefer after death?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackdog View Post
    No, no, no. He created Quarks. What part of "Omnipotent and pinkie finger" are you missing? Not that you are missing a pinkie finger... I think? Do you have Hamsters?
    Well, if you're going to be all specific, He isn't a he.

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