Few people consider me normal ...
If I consider you normal does that make me abnormal for being part of the few people that consider you normal?
I am a left handed individual. Are left handed people abnormal?
I am a left handed individual. Are left handed people abnormal?
If I consider you normal does that make me abnormal for being part of the few people that consider you normal?
Of course, and they should all be placed in camps so they can't shove their left handedness down my throat!!!
Of course, and they should all be placed in camps so they can't shove their left handedness down my throat!!!
Bigot! I demand equal rights for the left handed. It's not fair that I have to endure back pain when taking tests because arm desks are only oriented for right handed people. It's not fair that I have to use pencils that spread led all over my hand when writing. It's wrong that I cannot utilize the inner part of a notebook because the orientation of my writing style does not meet the criteria of how right handed people bind their books! I want equal rights and no one should have the right to deny me my rights as a human and a left handed person. How does my left handedness affect or hinder the sanctity of right handedness? :mrgreen:
Bigot! I demand equal rights for the left handed. It's not fair that I have to endure back pain when taking tests because arm desks are only oriented for right handed people. It's not fair that I have to use pencils that spread led all over my hand when writing. It's wrong that I cannot utilize the inner part of a notebook because the orientation of my writing style does not meet the criteria of how right handed people bind their books! I want equal rights and no one should have the right to deny me my rights as a human and a left handed person. How does my left handedness affect or hinder the sanctity of right handedness? :mrgreen:
Why should my books change because you are just unwilling to practice with your right hand? Why should society change for the minority, why should society change because you just enjoy sinning? Why should I be forced to accept your left hand perversions by seeing your left handed paraphernalia? I have a right to not be offended damn it!!! The USA has always been predominately a right handed country, if you can't change, then your welcome to get the **** out :mrgreen:
Why should my books change because you are just unwilling to practice with your right hand? Why should society change for the minority, why should society change because you just enjoy sinning? Why should I be forced to accept your left hand perversions by seeing your left handed paraphernalia? I have a right to not be offended damn it!!! The USA has always been predominately a right handed country, if you can't change, then your welcome to get the **** out :mrgreen:
Your books wouldn't change. All I am asking for is access to books that fit my writing orientation. Your books wouldn't change at all, I would just have access to the same privilege that you have as a right handed individual who can utilize the central parts of books and is not hindered by the books binding. I'm not asking society to change, I'm only asking that I have the same access to what the majority of society takes for granted. Why should you be allowed to force your belief that being left handed is a sin? Is it because tradition holds that left handed people are an outcast and abomination (which is true btw). I'm not asking you to accept my "left handed perversions." You have every right to believe my writing orientation is a sin or a perversion. I'm just asking that you treat me equally and give me the same rights and privileges that you freely enjoy as a right handed individual. The USA is a nation that was founded upon personal freedom and the equality of all people. It would be going against the spirit and tradition of American values for you to impose your harsh judgments upon all left handed individuals.
Your books wouldn't change. All I am asking for is access to books that fit my writing orientation. Your books wouldn't change at all, I would just have access to the same privilege that you have as a right handed individual who can utilize the central parts of books and is not hindered by the books binding. I'm not asking society to change, I'm only asking that I have the same access to what the majority of society takes for granted. Why should you be allowed to force your belief that being left handed is a sin? Is it because tradition holds that left handed people are an outcast and abomination (which is true btw). I'm not asking you to accept my "left handed perversions." You have every right to believe my writing orientation is a sin or a perversion. I'm just asking that you treat me equally and give me the same rights and privileges that you freely enjoy as a right handed individual. The USA is a nation that was founded upon personal freedom and the equality of all people. It would be going against the spirit and tradition of American values for you to impose your harsh judgments upon all left handed individuals.
You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand! And was not intended to apply to left-handed perverts! And you also say that you having "equality" will not effect me in anyway, but you are so blinded by your left-handed sin that you fail to realize such action would have horrendous effects upon MY country! You must know that all people are born right-handed, and only choose to be left-handed because either they are perverted demon people who should be cast out of our country, or they as a young child came into contact with a left-handed person, and they recruited them. Which one are you? And since it is 100% a choice, normalizing it would cause the children of this country to go "hey, writing with my left hand seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it" and within 1 generation our country will be nothing but a bunch of left handed liberal demon people!! Is that what you want for the USA??? I will not have my children live in a world where they have to be confused about their handedness!!! Why do you hate my children????
You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand!
Your books wouldn't change. All I am asking for is access to books that fit my writing orientation. Your books wouldn't change at all, I would just have access to the same privilege that you have as a right handed individual who can utilize the central parts of books and is not hindered by the books binding. I'm not asking society to change, I'm only asking that I have the same access to what the majority of society takes for granted. Why should you be allowed to force your belief that being left handed is a sin? Is it because tradition holds that left handed people are an outcast and abomination (which is true btw). I'm not asking you to accept my "left handed perversions." You have every right to believe my writing orientation is a sin or a perversion. I'm just asking that you treat me equally and give me the same rights and privileges that you freely enjoy as a right handed individual. The USA is a nation that was founded upon personal freedom and the equality of all people. It would be going against the spirit and tradition of American values for you to impose your harsh judgments upon all left handed individuals.
You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand! And was not intended to apply to left-handed perverts! And you also say that you having "equality" will not effect me in anyway, but you are so blinded by your left-handed sin that you fail to realize such action would have horrendous effects upon MY country! You must know that all people are born right-handed, and only choose to be left-handed because either they are perverted demon people who should be cast out of our country, or they as a young child came into contact with a left-handed person, and they recruited them. Which one are you? And since it is 100% a choice, normalizing it would cause the children of this country to go "hey, writing with my left hand seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it" and within 1 generation our country will be nothing but a bunch of left handed liberal demon people!! Is that what you want for the USA??? I will not have my children live in a world where they have to be confused about their handedness!!! Why do you hate my children????
OK. This may be the best line in this entire satire. :lol: