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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

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    You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand! And was not intended to apply to left-handed perverts! And you also say that you having "equality" will not effect me in anyway, but you are so blinded by your left-handed sin that you fail to realize such action would have horrendous effects upon MY country! You must know that all people are born right-handed, and only choose to be left-handed because either they are perverted demon people who should be cast out of our country, or they as a young child came into contact with a left-handed person, and they recruited them. Which one are you? And since it is 100% a choice, normalizing it would cause the children of this country to go "hey, writing with my left hand seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it" and within 1 generation our country will be nothing but a bunch of left handed liberal demon people!! Is that what you want for the USA??? I will not have my children live in a world where they have to be confused about their handedness!!! Why do you hate my children????
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

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    You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand!
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

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    Your books wouldn't change. All I am asking for is access to books that fit my writing orientation. Your books wouldn't change at all, I would just have access to the same privilege that you have as a right handed individual who can utilize the central parts of books and is not hindered by the books binding. I'm not asking society to change, I'm only asking that I have the same access to what the majority of society takes for granted. Why should you be allowed to force your belief that being left handed is a sin? Is it because tradition holds that left handed people are an outcast and abomination (which is true btw). I'm not asking you to accept my "left handed perversions." You have every right to believe my writing orientation is a sin or a perversion. I'm just asking that you treat me equally and give me the same rights and privileges that you freely enjoy as a right handed individual. The USA is a nation that was founded upon personal freedom and the equality of all people. It would be going against the spirit and tradition of American values for you to impose your harsh judgments upon all left handed individuals.
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

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    You talk of freedom, and equality, but you fail to realize that the Constitution was written with a right hand! And was not intended to apply to left-handed perverts! And you also say that you having "equality" will not effect me in anyway, but you are so blinded by your left-handed sin that you fail to realize such action would have horrendous effects upon MY country! You must know that all people are born right-handed, and only choose to be left-handed because either they are perverted demon people who should be cast out of our country, or they as a young child came into contact with a left-handed person, and they recruited them. Which one are you? And since it is 100% a choice, normalizing it would cause the children of this country to go "hey, writing with my left hand seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it" and within 1 generation our country will be nothing but a bunch of left handed liberal demon people!! Is that what you want for the USA??? I will not have my children live in a world where they have to be confused about their handedness!!! Why do you hate my children????
    For all you know when the Constitution was written people may have been masking their left-handedness in fear of oppression. People have treated my left handedness as a disease. Up until recently people would forbid students from writing with their left hand (no lie). The Constitution says everyone was created equal, it makes no mention of writing orientation so who are you to read in your values into our founding document? I challenge you to name one legitimate area that my left handedness would affect you or your right handedness. I never chose to write with my left hand. Numerous studies are being conducted. Many say that left handedness develops in the womb or that it develops as a child is nurtured and grows an affinity for the left hand. I can guarantee you that I was not born as a right handed person. No one recruited me into being a left handed person either. When I developed and learned to write it just came natural to me to use my left hand. What I want for the USA is freedom and equality. My left handedness affects you in no negative way just like your right handedness doesn't affect me. However, what does affect me is your bigoted views and oppressive beliefs that my left handedness disqualifies me from being treated equally. I would never deny you your rights to use a right handed desk or notebook, but please respect my wishes and my desire to have the same rights! I don't hate your children nor do I hate you. But let me ask you a question. If one of your children was left handed what would you do? Would you stop loving your child?
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

    I'm left handed. I'm abnormal.
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    I am a left handed individual. Are left handed people abnormal?
    Yes they are.

    Nothing wrong with hermaphroditic sitophiliac dwarven conjoined triplets, though.

    As long as they are right-handed at least.
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

    true story: I failed handwriting in third grade because the teacher made me angle the paper like right-handed students do, so my entire line would slant the wrong way. Big meany.
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    For all you know when the Constitution was written people may have been masking their left-handedness in fear of oppression.
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    Re: Are left handed people abnormal?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    For all you know when the Constitution was written people may have been masking their left-handedness in fear of oppression. People have treated my left handedness as a disease. Up until recently people would forbid students from writing with their left hand (no lie). The Constitution says everyone was created equal, it makes no mention of writing orientation so who are you to read in your values into our founding document? I challenge you to name one legitimate area that my left handedness would affect you or your right handedness. I never chose to write with my left hand. Numerous studies are being conducted. Many say that left handedness develops in the womb or that it develops as a child is nurtured and grows an affinity for the left hand. I can guarantee you that I was not born as a right handed person. No one recruited me into being a left handed person either. When I developed and learned to write it just came natural to me to use my left hand. What I want for the USA is freedom and equality. My left handedness affects you in no negative way just like your right handedness doesn't affect me. However, what does affect me is your bigoted views and oppressive beliefs that my left handedness disqualifies me from being treated equally. I would never deny you your rights to use a right handed desk or notebook, but please respect my wishes and my desire to have the same rights! I don't hate your children nor do I hate you. But let me ask you a question. If one of your children was left handed what would you do? Would you stop loving your child?
    You speak of studies, but you fail to tell the truth about these studies, that they are all being done by the left......handed. They are biased and are not applicable, and if you were never recruited then you are either a demon, or you have blocked out your recruitment, it can be very traumatic for a child, and now believe that you were born this way. You need to go to therapy to determine which you are, you must understand that I do not hate you, I just hate your sin. I hate your perverted actions, and I don't want my country to be weakened by bowing down to your perversions. I want you to know that there is hope, and you can have redemption, you don't have to stay left-handed. you can be repaired. There are many therapist who are doing good work with identifying the origin of people's left handedness, and there are many people who have been cured from this horrible disease. And if you must know one of my kids was left handed, and I had him treated, and he lived for 5 years living correctly as a right handed person. Unfortunately he killed himself, but I can atleast take solace in the fact that he shot himself with his right hand.
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