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  • Government invented aids and crack to kill the blackman

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  • Lochness monster

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    What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certificate?

    What conspiracy nuts will Obama cave to now that he has shown his long form birth certificate? He caved into one group of retarded conspiracy nuts so why not another?

    911 truffers
    JFK conspiracy
    Area 51
    Government invented aids and crack to kill the blackman
    Lochness monster
    UFO abductions
    Free Masons
    bigfoot
    Bush lying for war
    Some other idiotic conspiracy.
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murder is less to fear"

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    He'll admit to being a robot from a distant galaxy, where the sky is green, clouds swim, sheep are independent, and the 14th planet from the sun is Myanus.
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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Being Muslim.

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Well if you're Badmutha the theory is that he's gay and can't throw a baseball.
    Nobody who wins a war indulges in a bifurcated definition of victory. War is a political act; victory and defeat have meaning only in political terms. A country incapable of achieving its political objectives at an acceptable cost is losing the war, regardless of battlefield events.

    Bifurcating victory (e.g. winning militarily, losing politically) is a useful salve for defeated armies. The "stab in the back" narrative helped take the sting out of failure for German generals after WWI and their American counterparts after Vietnam.

    All the same, it's nonsense. To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, show me a political loser, and I'll show you a loser.
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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    Well if you're Badmutha the theory is that he's gay and can't throw a baseball.
    Can you provide a link to this post please?

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Obama does throw like a girl. That bothers me. It should be investigated. What kind of man throws like a girl?

    Can you provide a link to this post please?
    Google, obama throws like a girl.

    The evidence is very, very disappointing.
    Last edited by ecofarm; 04-28-11 at 01:02 PM.

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    Obama does throw like a girl. That bothers me. It should be investigated. What kind of man throws like a girl?
    A man who paid his tuition at Occidental by starring in transvestite midget porn.
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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    I knew a man who threw like a girl once. He was retarded.

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Can you provide a link to this post please?
    http://www.debatepolitics.com/conspi...post1059377372
    Nobody who wins a war indulges in a bifurcated definition of victory. War is a political act; victory and defeat have meaning only in political terms. A country incapable of achieving its political objectives at an acceptable cost is losing the war, regardless of battlefield events.

    Bifurcating victory (e.g. winning militarily, losing politically) is a useful salve for defeated armies. The "stab in the back" narrative helped take the sting out of failure for German generals after WWI and their American counterparts after Vietnam.

    All the same, it's nonsense. To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, show me a political loser, and I'll show you a loser.
    - Colonel Paul Yingling

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    Re: What conspiracies will Obama cave to now that he has shown his lf birth certifica

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    Obama does throw like a girl. That bothers me. It should be investigated. What kind of man throws like a girl?



    Google, obama throws like a girl.

    The evidence is very, very disappointing.
    But he's pretty bloody good at basketball, so that balances it out.
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