WI Crippler
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Since women say us guys only last 10 seconds (Like Al Bundy) the 10 pumps left will never be an issue.
As far as the rest goes. Maybe we can have a radar gun in the room to make sure we don't exceed the pumps per second rate of the condom.
Of course, then we're gonna need condoms for extra wet applications, dry applications, extremely tight tracks and ones that can handle it when the track is loose.
And then if the track conditions change, say from dry and tight to extra wet and loose then we're gonna have to have condoms that cover multiple applications.
Maybe they can make condoms with restrictor plates on them.
And don't slur Al Bundy. He scored 4 TDs in one game, which is more important than anything else in life.