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    Are farts funny?

    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    no but the reaction to them (or because of them) is.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    not irl.........

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    only if it is done right in an unsuspecting victim's face and their mouth is open at the time. as was said above, it's not the fart, or farting, that is funny...it is the reaction.

    try getting in a full elevator and then right before you step off, fart.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    HAH... pootabega!

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    ...In all seriousness. Depends on the fart.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    it's kind of gross... i'd much rather enjoy other forms of humor.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    They can be.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    only when there are two or more around to "appreciate" the humor
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Not funny, they stink.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Hell yes, funny! Ya gotta relate to your stuffed shirt brother in law and his equally portentious mama. Dressed to the nines and impressin' de whole world. He be quotin' de Bible, spoutin' his chit, spoutin', pompous, lawdy he be large and out front wid de imagery. Ya' plants a cushion creeper between he and his momma and slips slightly off to the side and asks if he and his momma is still havin' da stomach troubles. The rest of assemblage, and the assemblage should be large for maximum effect, assumes the olfactory attack is directly related to stomach problems and the job is done. Also works in an elevator.

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