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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    One of the funniest things to do is fart (silently) in church and get "the look" from your wife
    In High Skoo, when the room was quiet, I liked to blast one and push my desk back from the girl in front of me exclaiming "Oh Becky".
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey Shane View Post
    In High Skoo, when the room was quiet, I liked to blast one and push my desk back from the girl in front of me exclaiming "Oh Becky".
    Its also fun to do it around toddlers and watch moms do a diaper check.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Its also fun to do it around toddlers and watch moms do a diaper check.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Depends on situation - and fart quality.

    A fart that sounds fit to kill things - but is odorless.

    A fart that is very quiet - but can clear a room.

    Personally, and depending on the situation in question, I find both funny - but the former is more often funny, as it doesn't actually cause nasal discomfort - it just sounds like it should.

    Also, cushions muffle farts, for those who plan these things.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Last edited by Jerry; 04-16-11 at 12:19 PM.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Well in church it's hysterical Ya have to leave it's so disruptive.

    We called "buoff" Did you just buoff?
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Farts are never funny in a space suit!
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    Any time except in places without ventilation.
    Also, we need to legalize recreational drugs and prostitution.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    It depends. For example the Dutch Oven.Its where you trap someone under the covers while in bed and then fart thus traping them inside a closed space.That can very funny if you are the person doing the farting but no so funny if you are the person trapped under the covers.
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