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    Re: Are farts funny?

    I can make myself fart
    a little known talent i possess

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    The only thing funny about farts is the wives righteous indignation and false shock, like it was the first ever expulsion her hubby has had.

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Farts are right up there with the Three Stooges as some of the greatest bits of comedy known to man!
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Do you consider farting to be a humorous thing?
    1: Depends on the situation.

    2: Depends on your age.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kal'Stang View Post
    1: Depends on the situation.

    2: Depends on your age.
    What age? I am about to turn 46 and find them funny.

    Farts are definitely funny in the right setting. On the other hand, 99 % of fart jokes and movies with fat humor are not.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Hehe, we had a big meeting at work one time, in a small room.
    So the factory manager for the whole plant was speaking and a guy just let a loud burp rip.
    It's not a fart but it was equally hilarious.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    What age? I am about to turn 46 and find them funny.

    Farts are definitely funny in the right setting. On the other hand, 99 % of fart jokes and movies with fat humor are not.
    Then you would probably fall into the catagory of #1.

    For number 2 kids often find the farts themselves funny.
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemSocialist View Post
    I can make myself fart
    a little known talent i possess
    I can do that after ice cream. I call it 'working up a kiss'.

    Like any comedy, it's all in the timing. Remaining stone faced can invoke some of the best laughter from others.

    A high school friend of mine wrote a poem about it:

    farting
    farting is not healthy
    farting is unclean
    farting is not good for you
    farting is obscene
    farting
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    Re: Are farts funny?

    One of the funniest things to do is fart (silently) in church and get "the look" from your wife

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