Veni. Vidi. Vici.
-Gaius Julius Caesar
The Only Thing to Fear is Fear Itself.
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Honestly I will come right out and admit I am stupid. Not in an academic sense, but rather a social sense. I continuously try too hard with friends, and most of the time I will not even really notice if a girl is talking to me because she likes me. Generally a friend will come over and nudge me about stuff like that. I have friends tell me I am one of the smartest kids they know in every area except social intelligence.
As a complete imbecile once said, "We may not be as stupid as the stupid f*cks that came before us, but we're still inherently stupid f*cks."
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.~ Ernest Hemingway
This kind of reminds me of what my teacher would do after we took a test, she would say when you finish you can get one piece of candy, either a Smarties, or a Dum Dum
If there's a god, damn it she won't mind.
If there's a god, baby she won't mind.
D'oh! I meant to pick I'm smart!*
*The type of thing that someone says after accidentally picking the correct choice
The easiest way of measuring someones intelligence is if they know when to use an apostrophe.
"To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by rights to hand down to them."~ Theodore Roosevelt (Message to Congress, Dec. 3, 1907)
I am smart.
He wasn't Sir Issac Newton smart, but he was smarter than the average bear. Some would say that Socrates should have taken the banishment over hemlock, although he is very clear in his dialog from the prison cell that a philosopher's ultimate goal is to enter the kingdom of God (Zeus in his case). Besides, he was in his seventies when life expectancy was far lower for the population of Athens at that time.Originally Posted by stillballin75
EDIT: Me, I had to go back and get StillBallin's quote because I clicked the wrong button. So that's part of my shining brilliance.
Last edited by d0gbreath; 03-10-11 at 08:33 AM.
HELPING HILLARY PICK OUT HER INAUGURAL GOWN!The jokes write themselves!