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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Is somebody spamming no or is there actually 87 votes?

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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Internets View Post
    Is somebody spamming no or is there actually 87 votes?
    Just some idiot spamming the poll. I removed all the moron votes.
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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    I couldn't answer your poll, because "other" was not a choice. Let me explain.

    In the year 622 AD, Mohammad had huge case of constipation, or so he thought. After swallowing lots and lots of olive oil, whatever was in his colon loosened, and slipped out of Mohammad's rectum. Mohammad named the newborn baby boy Barack (a noise made by a vomiting camel) Obama (named after instruments of death that would be placed under cars by future warring factions). NOTE: Mohammad had a time machine, so he knew all about car bombs, even at this early date in history.

    When Barack reached the age of 6, Mohammad gave him his mission, which was to turn a future nation into an Islamic Caliphate, and install Sharia law there. But before Barack could go out on his mission, he needed training.

    Mohammad took Barack into his time machine, and transported him to Russia in the year 1918. There Barack learned all about Communism from Vladimir Lennin, who charged Barack with bringing Communism to the United States of America. From there, Mohammad took Barack to a bunker somewhere in Germany. It was the year 1945. Before Adolph Hitler killed himself, he pleaded with Barack "Save Nazism, for it is the last hope of white people. Unfortunately, Adolph Hitler was blind, and it is speculated that this is the real reason he committed suicide in his bunker. But his teachings were not lost on Obama. Finally, Mohammad took Barack to a cave in Afghanistan. It was the year 2001, and Osama bin Laden taught Obama the art of hating America.

    Barack Obama was thoroughly confused. All these ideologies, Communism, Nazism, and radical Islam are all in conflict with each other. How do I reconcile myself to be all of them at one time. It is impossible. Mohammad took him aside and told him "Don't worry, my beloved excrement. The age in which you are going to do your work for me is one in which there exist many uneducated people who don't know the difference".

    Mohammad then took Barack Obama to Kenya. It was the year 1960. "My young and precious excrement", Mohammad exclaimed. "You are about to be born". "But", Obama replied, "I am 6 years old. How can I be born again?". Replied Mohammad, "There is an African witch doctor here who will take care of everything. May you be blessed by me, my precious excrement." With that, Mohammad entered his time machine, and disappeared, leaving Barack alone with the witch doctor, who stuffed him up the ass of a donkey. In August of 1961, in Nairobi Kenya, Barack Obama was "born" again, and spirited away to Hawaii, where a fake newspaper article was planted, announcing his birth. Although there was no certificate for the birth, Mohammad had made sure to plant an Islamist who would eventually become the Republican Governor of Hawaii, and "vouch" for Barack. The plan to convert evil America had taken hold. 50 years later, Mohammad's dastardly plan has come to fruition, as Barack Obama is the president of the United States of America.

    So the reason I could not answer your question is because there was no choice in the poll for.............

    Not American, but a Kenyan donkey excrement who lived in the ass of Mohammad, and who is a Nazi Communist Islamic lying, conniving radical, who commits conspiracies involving large sections of the population, which result in brainwashing Democrats and Republicans alike into believing that he is not the evil Kenyan he really is, and wants to destroy America. And he is a witch doctor too.


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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    You do know, don't you, that the originator of this thread and poll is actually a liberal?
    You understand that politics is founded on shared understandings, right? My poll was intended to establish a shared understanding.
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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrickt View Post
    I agree. He's a U.S. citizen but I doubt he's an American.
    What kind of evidence would it take to make you change your mind?

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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Internets View Post
    Is somebody spamming no or is there actually 87 votes?
    Yeah, it surprised me too. Maybe they all got religion, saw the light.

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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post

    When Barack reached the age of 6, Mohammad gave him his mission, which was to turn a future nation into an Islamic Caliphate, and install Sharia law there. But before Barack could go out on his mission, he needed training.
    Is this part of a novel you are writing, or words you extracted from Glen Beck, or just wistful thinking?

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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCourtesy View Post
    Just some idiot spamming the poll. I removed all the moron votes.
    Interesting... What criteria did you use to separate the morons from the others?

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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by ricksfolly View Post
    Is this part of a novel you are writing, or words you extracted from Glen Beck, or just wistful thinking?

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    Damn, did my post ever go over your head. I have a new word that you can add to your vocabulary.......

    Satire. And the hilarious thing about what you posted is that you didn't even realize I was making fun of Glenn Beck and birthers.
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    Re: Is Barack Obama an American?

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    What are "American" beliefs? Do they exclude all beliefs not considered to be conservative in nature?
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    He's not exactly pouncing around like some posters here who clearly and utterly reject the American creed. He tends to get far too liberal for my taste, but come now, let's be a tad bit honest. We can't name names around here, but I think you could think of some examples to demonstrate the comparative Americanness of Obama.
    Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Obama's tend to violate the basic tenets that founded the country. Specifically the rights life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

    He wishes to violate the right to life by taking away control of the means to which we lengthen our lives through a "universal health care" system.
    He wishes to violate the right to liberty by telling us what energy we can use, how much we can use and how much we pay for it.
    He wishes to violate the right to pursue happiness by taking as much wealth as an individual builds to redistribute it in his image.

    Those "specific generalizations" are why I feel that he's unAmerican.
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