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Is Barack Obama an American?

Is Barack Obama an American?


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I couldn't answer your poll, because "other" was not a choice. Let me explain.

In the year 622 AD, Mohammad had huge case of constipation, or so he thought. After swallowing lots and lots of olive oil, whatever was in his colon loosened, and slipped out of Mohammad's rectum. Mohammad named the newborn baby boy Barack (a noise made by a vomiting camel) Obama (named after instruments of death that would be placed under cars by future warring factions). NOTE: Mohammad had a time machine, so he knew all about car bombs, even at this early date in history.

When Barack reached the age of 6, Mohammad gave him his mission, which was to turn a future nation into an Islamic Caliphate, and install Sharia law there. But before Barack could go out on his mission, he needed training.

Mohammad took Barack into his time machine, and transported him to Russia in the year 1918. There Barack learned all about Communism from Vladimir Lennin, who charged Barack with bringing Communism to the United States of America. From there, Mohammad took Barack to a bunker somewhere in Germany. It was the year 1945. Before Adolph Hitler killed himself, he pleaded with Barack "Save Nazism, for it is the last hope of white people. Unfortunately, Adolph Hitler was blind, and it is speculated that this is the real reason he committed suicide in his bunker. But his teachings were not lost on Obama. Finally, Mohammad took Barack to a cave in Afghanistan. It was the year 2001, and Osama bin Laden taught Obama the art of hating America.

Barack Obama was thoroughly confused. All these ideologies, Communism, Nazism, and radical Islam are all in conflict with each other. How do I reconcile myself to be all of them at one time. It is impossible. Mohammad took him aside and told him "Don't worry, my beloved excrement. The age in which you are going to do your work for me is one in which there exist many uneducated people who don't know the difference".

Mohammad then took Barack Obama to Kenya. It was the year 1960. "My young and precious excrement", Mohammad exclaimed. "You are about to be born". "But", Obama replied, "I am 6 years old. How can I be born again?". Replied Mohammad, "There is an African witch doctor here who will take care of everything. May you be blessed by me, my precious excrement." With that, Mohammad entered his time machine, and disappeared, leaving Barack alone with the witch doctor, who stuffed him up the ass of a donkey. In August of 1961, in Nairobi Kenya, Barack Obama was "born" again, and spirited away to Hawaii, where a fake newspaper article was planted, announcing his birth. Although there was no certificate for the birth, Mohammad had made sure to plant an Islamist who would eventually become the Republican Governor of Hawaii, and "vouch" for Barack. The plan to convert evil America had taken hold. 50 years later, Mohammad's dastardly plan has come to fruition, as Barack Obama is the president of the United States of America.

So the reason I could not answer your question is because there was no choice in the poll for.............

Not American, but a Kenyan donkey excrement who lived in the ass of Mohammad, and who is a Nazi Communist Islamic lying, conniving radical, who commits conspiracies involving large sections of the population, which result in brainwashing Democrats and Republicans alike into believing that he is not the evil Kenyan he really is, and wants to destroy America. And he is a witch doctor too.


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You do know, don't you, that the originator of this thread and poll is actually a liberal?

You understand that politics is founded on shared understandings, right? My poll was intended to establish a shared understanding.
 
When Barack reached the age of 6, Mohammad gave him his mission, which was to turn a future nation into an Islamic Caliphate, and install Sharia law there. But before Barack could go out on his mission, he needed training.

Is this part of a novel you are writing, or words you extracted from Glen Beck, or just wistful thinking?

ricksfolly
 
Is this part of a novel you are writing, or words you extracted from Glen Beck, or just wistful thinking?

ricksfolly

Damn, did my post ever go over your head. I have a new word that you can add to your vocabulary.......

Satire. And the hilarious thing about what you posted is that you didn't even realize I was making fun of Glenn Beck and birthers. :rofl
 
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What are "American" beliefs? Do they exclude all beliefs not considered to be conservative in nature?

He's not exactly pouncing around like some posters here who clearly and utterly reject the American creed. He tends to get far too liberal for my taste, but come now, let's be a tad bit honest. We can't name names around here, but I think you could think of some examples to demonstrate the comparative Americanness of Obama.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Obama's tend to violate the basic tenets that founded the country. Specifically the rights life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

He wishes to violate the right to life by taking away control of the means to which we lengthen our lives through a "universal health care" system.
He wishes to violate the right to liberty by telling us what energy we can use, how much we can use and how much we pay for it.
He wishes to violate the right to pursue happiness by taking as much wealth as an individual builds to redistribute it in his image.

Those "specific generalizations" are why I feel that he's unAmerican.
 
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Obama's tend to violate the basic tenets that founded the country. Specifically the rights life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

He wishes to violate the right to life by taking away control of the means to which we lengthen our lives through a "universal health care" system.
He wishes to violate the right to liberty by telling us what energy we can use, how much we can use and how much we pay for it.
He wishes to violate the right to pursue happiness by taking as much wealth as an individual builds to redistribute it in his image.

Those "specific generalizations" are why I feel that he's unAmerican.

You could find a "violation" of any of those for pretty much all presidents. Any president who signs or resigns the patriot act is in direct violation of at least two.
 
Duh. 1234…

Damn, you spent two whole minutes on that answer. I'm glad you didn't rush to any conclusions. Unfortunately he is American, too bad he isn't President of China. We'd be better off.
 
You could find a "violation" of any of those for pretty much all presidents. Any president who signs or resigns the patriot act is in direct violation of at least two.

Prior bastardization does not equal proper behavior today.
 
Prior bastardization does not equal proper behavior today.

True, nothing excuses it. However, standards change slowly and we won't be going from the status quo anytime soon.
 
True, nothing excuses it. However, standards change slowly and we won't be going from the status quo anytime soon.

"...accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed..."

In other words, people won't do nothing 'til da stuff hitz da fan.
 
Yes, he is an American born and bread here in the U.S.

No, he's not a Comunist, Socialist, Nationalist.

He's not telling people how to live their lives.

He hasn't placed any U.S. industry under direct government control.

He hasn't purchased any U.S. company that is 100% government owned and operated.

TARP was enacted by G.W. Bush.

The PPACA provides plenty of room for States to formulate health insurance exchanges as they see fit as long as they meet the minimum criteria under the law. States can go above the minimum criteria all they want, but they can't go below the standard requirements. That's true for any federal law.

He hasn't taken away anyone's rights or infringed upon their "freedom" to do today what they couldn't do 2.5 yrs ago. If anything, G.W. Bush intruded on our freedom far more than President Obama has. Mandating that every should have health insurance...?...please. If you're employed and already have employer-sponsored health insurance or a health savings account, you have nothing to worry about. That covers more than 90% of Americans. Frankly, I really don't see the problem. But that's another issue.

He's an American citizen. 'Nuf said.
 
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