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    Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    Glenn Beck Adds Google to Caliphate Conspiracy Theory | News & Opinion | PCMag.com

    Commentator Glenn Beck yesterday added Google to his list of organizations that "may or may not" be part of a vast conspiracy to create a one world Islamic government. And just in case his audience intends to do a bit of research of their own, they'd better use Bing, because Google is off-limits.

    "May I recommend if you are doing your own homework, don't do a Google search. Seems to me that Google is pretty deeply in bed with the government," explained Beck. "Remember, maybe this is explaining why Google is being kicked out of all the other countries? Are they just a shill now for the United States government? Who is Jared Cohen? Is he private citizen or government operative, and isn't this the second Google guy we've found?"
    Normally, I try not to do Beck stuff, unless its funny. This one qualifies as funny.

    Also, to make this even funnier, Beck suggests using Bing, however even Bing uses Google.

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    When I first read the title of this thread, I thought I might be one of those made up titles from the Glenn Beck create your own conspiracy website.

    Apparently, I was wrong.
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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCourtesy View Post
    When I first read the title of this thread, I thought I might be one of those made up titles from the Glenn Beck create your own conspiracy website.

    Apparently, I was wrong.
    It just goes to show you, the best humor mirrors reality.

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    A little bit of Glenn Beck humor in the morning is always a good thing.

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    There is nothing funny about this Beck character, he is dangerous, very dangerous to the American masses.
    He is a prophet to too many fools, along with Rush and other right wing extremists.
    The democrats have no counter. they may think they are above this spin and lie machine...
    The best way to combat lies is the truth.
    The Dem's have yet to learn this, IMO.
    I watch MSNBC, Fox, PBS, or at least as much as I can stand.

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    It just worries me that there are those out there that takes his word as gospel and believe what he says is true. But of course Google is set to conquere the world! Not just for the US, but reign over the US as well!!!!!(play evil laugh track)

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    Google involved in some sort-of one world government. Well protractedly, sure. A one world islamic government? lawlz.

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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

    Where are all the Beck fans coming to his defense? Or are they even embarrassed by this?
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    Re: Is Google part of the evil conspiracy?

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    Of course! If Glenn Beck says that Google is trying to create a global Islamic government than it must be true.

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