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  • Duck

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  • Chicken

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  • Frog

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  • Beaver

    4 21.05%
  • Rabbit

    0 0%
  • Racoon

    5 26.32%
  • A very angry pickle

    1 5.26%
  • Go to Hell Noodle Bastard!

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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Di Salvo View Post
    Crocodile.
    What type?
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Human...at least then I know enough to know that it might be better to be something else.
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    An earthworm, if you stretch the definition.
    if not, a crocodile, they can live to be 90(my goal), and one water buffalo per month is sufficient.
    And how how many do you know with medical problems and the high costs involved in care.
    Unbelievable, 2 votes, both write ins, for the croc.......lol
    Last edited by earthworm; 01-17-11 at 11:02 PM.

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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    What type?
    I am really torn. I think Salties are cool...moving from river to sea and back again. It gets a change of scenery.

    But there is no doubt that the Nile crocodile eats better. Salties never encounter the easy pickings of a huge herd of herbivores crossing a river.

    If I had to choose I would go with the Salties. The idea of sneeking up on some Aussie at night and pulling him from his tent into the water seems awfully romantic.

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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Di Salvo View Post
    Crocodile.
    Thats NOT A ACCEPTED CHOICE!!!!!
    You forfeit your choice and WE, the population of DP, shall now choose FOR YOU!!!
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    Thats NOT A ACCEPTED CHOICE!!!!!
    You forfeit your choice and WE, the population of DP, shall now choose FOR YOU!!!
    You sound like an angry pickle.

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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Di Salvo View Post
    You sound like an angry pickle.
    Possibly.
    But you are now a frog.
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    The raccoon rules!
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    can I be a shaved angry beaver?
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    Re: Which Animal Would you rather be?

    raccoon seems to be the safe bet
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