We need to feed the cows more beans to make them fart more. Everyone knows cow farts are what's causing the cool down.
“I think if Thomas Jefferson were looking down, the author of the Bill of Rights, on what’s being proposed here, he’d agree with it. He would agree that the First Amendment cannot be absolute.” - Chuck Schumer (D). Yet, Madison and Mason wrote the Bill of Rights, according to Sheila Jackson Lee, 400 years ago. Yup, it's a fact.
"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."
2010 is going to end up as one of the hottest years on record, but we've already got people predicting an ice age because a La Nina cycle combined with a particularly low solar minimum gave us a couple cold months. The sun has already started trending back upwards, and La Nina will give way to El Nino in a matter of months. Two weeks ago 2010 was on track to either tie or beat the #1 hottest year on record.
Ice age. Hah. Maybe I'm just not as impressed by this staggering revelation that it gets cold in December.
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One of you will end up here next!
Conservatives believe the government is incompetent, and seek to elect people who will prove it
Ignorance is Bliss Bliss is the same as happiness US Christian conservatives are the happiest in the US according to studies Do you see a connection?
We could all promise to only buy cold weather things that are made in America. With the ice age that's coming that should completely turn around the economy. boots, gloves, coats, blankets, shovels, heaters, hats, longjohns, snowmobiles, tow trucks, wood burning stoves, snowblowers, ice scrapers, snow tires, skis, snow shoes, sleds, sled dogs, sleighs, 4 wheel drive vehicles, rock salt, anti-freeze, Also every one should own at least one cow.
Oh, we could also turn swimming pools into skating rinks. Could be fun.
I guess I should sell off my stock in sunscreen.
Catawa is my favorite bleeding heart liberal.