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Thread: Do Jews Control The Moon?

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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khayembii Communique View Post
    No they don't control the Moon they control the Earth...
    From their military base positioned above the earth's gravity well, enabeling them to drop rocks on people who upset them.

    In short - from the moon - which they control.
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    God damn moon Jews!
    Yeah, I prefer orange Jews.
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon of Light View Post
    Yeah, I prefer orange Jews.
    I like mango Jews.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    The moon is very difficult to control. I think 'own' is the word that the OP is looking for.
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Mark
    From their military base positioned above the earth's gravity well, enabeling them to drop rocks on people who upset them.

    In short - from the moon - which they control.
    Just because they have a base on the moon does NOT mean they control it!!!
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    Don't make me break out the...

    This just came up when I put in "control the moon" on Google image search.
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Mel Gibson's Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control
    By Dan Barash
    March 2004

    Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson's father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world. In a press release, Jews stated, "Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 300 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests."

    ....Many Jews expressed relief that they could give up burdensome responsibilities.

    Retired accountant Jerry Friedman, who controls all media in Montana, said, “I would just as well let the citizens of Montana manage their own TV and newspapers. Don't get me wrong, Montana is a fine state. But it gets awfully cold, and there's nowhere to get a good bagel."

    Attorney Allen Franks said he's glad he no longer has to manage Bulgarian monetary policy. "It was getting to be quite a hassle," he said. "I already have a full time job and can't even balance my own checkbook, let alone control the finances of an entire nation."

    Homemaker Judith Levine said she would "...miss the hustle and bustle of setting the international price for magnesium every day. But my son is about to be Bar Mitzvah'd, and oy! Such a party we're gonna have you wouldn’t believe!"

    Hollywood producer Sidney Greenbaum was pessimistic about the announcement. "Do you really think goyim know how to make movies?" he asked. "They'll all end up being high budget, technicolor snuff flicks if you leave things up to Mel and his kind."

    Comedy experts expressed concern that the business would suffer if Jews suddenly withdrew. According to one insider, "Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top. That's not a world I want to live in."

    A potluck dinner in honor of Jews' contributions to mankind will be held at the Hoboken Holiday Inn on April 3. All gentiles are welcome to attend. Participants will be encouraged to share an offensive Jewish joke.
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

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    Off course Jews own the moon! They also look at the moon as God's gift to them. Zionists on the moon!

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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khayembii Communique View Post
    Just because they have a base on the moon does NOT mean they control it!!!
    What, they let someone else build a base on the moon?

    Why would they do that?
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    Re: Do Jews Control The Moon?

    What do you mean by this? No they don't control the moon... obviously.

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