View Poll Results: If you were an Asteroid what would you do?

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  • Slam into Earth targeting the Middle East

    2 9.52%
  • Slam into Earth willy nilly

    0 0%
  • Fly around the Solar System aimlessly looking for Adventure

    5 23.81%
  • Circle the Plant of Women for a Millenia

    1 4.76%
  • Ask Avril Lavigne or Taylor Swift out for a Drink

    4 19.05%
  • Like a Pool Game knock planets off their Orbit

    2 9.52%
  • Chase Starships around and scare the Hell out of them!

    7 33.33%
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Thread: If you were an Asteroid......

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    If you were an Asteroid......

    ...... what would you do?
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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    Fly through space along a path determined by gravity and inertia.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    hope that they do not resort to surgery to remove me?
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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    Get blown up by some asshole with a keyboard.
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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    If I were an asteroid, I would do my utmost to avoid Uranus.
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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    Quote Originally Posted by Gardener View Post
    If I were an asteroid, I would do my utmost to avoid Uranus.
    GOOD ONE!!!
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    This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against ME! ~ Bender

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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    Guess which one I went for?

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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    Hope that someone starts a poll on an earth message board about me.
    "Never fear. Him is here" - Captain Chaos (Dom DeLuise), Cannonball Run

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    This is what I hate about politics the most, it turns people in snobbish egotistical self righteous dicks who allow their political beliefs, partisan attitudes, and 'us vs. them' mentality, to force them to deny reality.

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    You can't paint everone with the same brush.......It does not work tht way.


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    See with you around Captain we don't even have to make arguments, as you already know everything .
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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    I'm a socialist asteroid, so I'll devastate every planet without regard for wealth or social status.

    Edit: I denounce spud_meister's kowtowing to the capitalist physical forces that monopolize the means of collision.
    Last edited by Patria Antiqua; 12-04-10 at 10:08 PM.

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    Re: If you were an Asteroid......

    I personally enjoy the idea of chasing and scaring the hell out of starships.
    CORPORATE GREED AND UNION GREED
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    DESTROYING THE BEST OF AMERICA ONE DAY AT A TIME

    This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against ME! ~ Bender

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