View Poll Results: What race would you rather have been born?

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  • White

    16 40.00%
  • Black or African American

    2 5.00%
  • American Indian or Alaskan Native

    0 0%
  • Asian

    3 7.50%
  • Hawaiian or Asian Pacific

    3 7.50%
  • White/Hispanic

    1 2.50%
  • Mixed

    6 15.00%
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Thread: What race would you rather have been born?

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Drow (dark elf). I would rule the Underworld as one of Lloth's high priestesses until the time was right for to kill her and take over. Muahahahahaha

    And I would so make Drizzt my bitch.


    But in the real world, I can't see any one race having any specific advantage over another these days in any way that appeals to me.
    Last edited by rivrrat; 09-30-10 at 11:57 AM.

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    When applying to colleges I had a strong desire to be Native American.
    Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Just to be the most obscure nerd on here, I'd be an Ainu.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Something alien intrinsically evil that feeds on rotting human corpses....and if not that maybe a zombie would do..

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    Something alien intrinsically evil that feeds on rotting human corpses
    You mean a politician.
    So follow me into the desert
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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    Something alien intrinsically evil that feeds on rotting human corpses....and if not that maybe a zombie would do..
    A liberal?

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    A liberal?
    I do not want to be of the hippie race...I'd rather eat them or smoke them.

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    I do not want to be of the hippie race...I'd rather eat them or smoke them.
    I doubt hippies taste good. They probably taste like granola, Funyuns, weed and rotten Birkenstocks.

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    You mean a politician.
    How dare you sir!!!! Dictators, tyrants and supreme leaders are not mere politicians.

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    Re: What race would you rather have been born?

    Quote Originally Posted by Coronado View Post
    I doubt hippies taste good. They probably taste like granola, Funyuns, weed and rotten Birkenstocks.
    Yeah but the buzz....

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