View Poll Results: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

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  • It looks cool

    17 34.69%
  • Justice is blind

    7 14.29%
  • They are hung over

    9 18.37%
  • Offenders can see how dumb they look in the reflection

    6 12.24%
  • Woman cant tell they are getting looked up and down

    17 34.69%
  • Its a mind-control link

    20 40.82%
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Thread: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

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    Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?
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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    1) To look intimidating.
    2) So women can't see where there eyes are going.
    3) To protect their eyes if they drive a motorcycle.
    4) It looks cool (or so they think).
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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    It's an intimidation tactic.


    Or.. it's because it's sunny outside and the glare gives them a migraine.
    Fool me once, shame on you.
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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    I figured it's because they're all hung over.

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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    harder to identify them if they beat the snot out of you and you file a 42 USC 1983 lawsuit against them



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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    A few reasons: to look intimidating, to protect their eyes, to see better during the day, and to keep people from telling exactly where they are looking (looking at women is expected from men).
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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    They are fed data from a satellite link to their glasses so they always know where there's cheap doughnuts.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    They are fed data from a satellite link to their glasses so they always know where there's cheap doughnuts.
    Thats what I though too man! But, then, I think of PRE-GPS days.
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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    Sun glasses are worn to hide the eyes. It's more intimidating to get the blank stare, it conveys less information to the viewer, and it helps them get laid.

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    Re: Why do Police Officers Always Wear Sunglasses?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    Thats what I though too man! But, then, I think of PRE-GPS days.
    Before GPS they had a little earpiece on the end of the sunglasses arms that was connected to a radio that told them about doughnuts.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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