View Poll Results: Waht would you do?

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    30 52.63%
  • Something foriegn policy related

    19 33.33%
  • Something War related

    17 29.82%
  • Something about the enviornment

    14 24.56%
  • Something immigration related

    21 36.84%
  • Something gay marrige related

    15 26.32%
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    18 31.58%
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    18 31.58%
  • All or many of the above

    28 49.12%
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Thread: If you were the president of the United States...

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Mark View Post
    Damnit, I keep intending to see that movie, but never seem to get around to it.
    Turn off your computer, get in your car, go to the nearest Blockbuster, rent it and watch it tonight. You may still have time to keep from getting your man card revoked, but you must never speak of this again.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by hazlnut View Post
    See, if you did have the education that you claim, you'd understand the concept of incentives and incentivizing positive and beneficial behavior.

    1) Spending money on more guns than you need is negative as it prevents you from spending money on organic food and self-help books

    2) The notion that we should all be well-armed in case we need to overthrow the Government some day is no longer valid as a single AC-130 gunship could take out a thousand Rambo-wannabes at a gun show. No one is going to overthrow the government, so let's get people spending money things that only last 3-5 years like computers and Sharper Image junk.



    If I had a nickle for every moronic talking point I've heard from you...



    I thought you were a scratch golfer and Yale graduate.

    Isn't the internet great?! You can be anything you want!



    It's something you buy to mentally compensate for shortcomings.
    I never play golf, I was an olympic class shooter though as well being a collegiate champion in a racquet sport (men's doubles)

    but you seem to have little clue about guns or what I can afford and only someone who has no knowledge about guns would bray about people buying guns to compensate for some sort of penis issue (I guess that is big in California-here in Ohio guys don't spend much time talking about johnsons)

    Freud noted that fear of weapons is a sign of sexual retardation



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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    btw guys with some rifles and homemade bombs are doing a pretty good job against the mightiest army in the world these days. and BTW in a revolution you don't go head to head with the army. You find the politicians who caused the state of tyranny and kill them. how long would some scummy fascist congressman last if 10,000 people with hunting rifles wanted him dead?



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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Serious ideas

    1. Withdrawal all military bases and personal from all foreign nations

    2. Piss, ****, and nuke the Patriot Act

    3. Nuke the war on drugs and let the states decided

    4. Nuke all federal gun bans

    5. Nuke all retarded federal business regulations

    6. End the Fed and force Bernanke and his cronies to fight bears

    7. Have all unconstitutional cabinet positions destroy and make its members fight bears and maybe a gator

    8. Secure both north and south borders via mines and signs posted in Canadian French, English and Spanish that says DANGER MINES

    9. Phase out all federal entitlement programs, let the states decide

    10. Break up DHS

    11. Return to Fortress America

    Fun Stuff;

    1. Commission the construction of Optimus Prime, Tidal Wave, Starscream and the Constructicons

    2. Install stripper pole in Oval office, clone Sarah Palin install her with libertarian thought and dye her hair red
    2a. Clone Aria Giovanni and Danni Ashe

    3. Challenge Putin to a game of Counter-Strike

    4. Challenge Castro and Chavez to a fight and which I super kick them in the face

    5. Create 8 artifical islands in which all douchebags (of the Jersey Shore and Long Island variety) along with hardened criminals are sent. The said people must fight to survive and TV executives are fully free to create shows based off of them

    6. Create the Twisted Metal tournament
    Jackboots always come in matched pairs, a left boot and a right boot.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by Coronado View Post
    Turn off your computer, get in your car, go to the nearest Blockbuster, rent it and watch it tonight. You may still have time to keep from getting your man card revoked, but you must never speak of this again.
    Nah, I'll just watch it online when I get home from work. Less expensive.
    Education.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    And on my giant pirate ship I would have dancing polar bears that squirt rum out of their nipples, and all their names would be Bundy.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    And on my giant pirate ship I would have dancing polar bears that squirt rum out of their nipples, and all their names would be Bundy.
    er Ted Bundy



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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    er Ted Bundy
    Nah, more like this.

    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    btw guys with some rifles and homemade bombs are doing a pretty good job against the mightiest army in the world these days.
    That's hysterical, the American arrogance -- you got a house, a car, a big screen TV, supermarkets, baseball games, french fries and trips to the lake...You're a big marshmallow. The notion that for one second the average slob American would fight like an insurgent or guerilla is laughable. The fact that our well trained soldiers must give all they got should tell you something about the mentality and resolve of the enemy. They have nothing to lose. Fighting and dying gives their life purpose and meaning. For the average American, buying new crap at the mall, eating, and watching professional sports are the things that they live for.

    Turtle you think the government is robbing you and stealing from you, yet you're strangely complacent about that. See, I think you're just spewing all that hyper-partisan nonsense for effect, because if you really believed half that stuff and did nothing about it, then that would say a lot about your character.


    and BTW in a revolution you don't go head to head with the army. You find the politicians who caused the state of tyranny and kill them.
    Well, hell boy! Step up and git 'er done. Grab your tennis racquet and your target rifle and rally the Yalies to storm the Capitol Like I said, if you really believed half the crap you say...

    how long would some scummy fascist congressman last if 10,000 people with hunting rifles wanted him dead?
    I picture 10,000 Teabagging gun nuts surrounding the Capitol cheering at the handful of congressmen strung up... Then, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane... it's an MLRS Rocket!! In the last few seconds of their fat lives, they all mentally curse the friend who talked them into coming to this lame-brain rally...

    BTW -- that's assuming you could find 10,000 people willing to forgo the comforts of watching the Outdoor Channel and eating hot wings...

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

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