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  • Somthing Economy related

    30 52.63%
  • Something foriegn policy related

    19 33.33%
  • Something War related

    17 29.82%
  • Something about the enviornment

    14 24.56%
  • Something immigration related

    21 36.84%
  • Something gay marrige related

    15 26.32%
  • Something Alternative energy related

    18 31.58%
  • Something drug realated

    18 31.58%
  • All or many of the above

    28 49.12%
  • Other

    17 29.82%
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Thread: If you were the president of the United States...

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Disband the republic and re-order it into a dynastic empire.

    My State of the Union address would go something like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNAHjsAnTd4

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    I would locate all partisan hacks of any stripe, remove their cable/satellite television and Internet connections permanently and replace them with a library card. They would have to turn in a report on a non-fiction book once a month to keep the electricity on at their hovel.

    Oh, and they would have to dress up like a clown when they leave the house, too.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    Red Ink how appropriate
    Exactly! - President Zimmer's policies would result in the rivers running red...

    President Turtle... I don't think you'd fare much better.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    you didn't read the post above mine? from a fan of big government spending?
    Neither did you... apparently.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by hazlnut View Post
    Exactly! - President Zimmer's policies would result in the rivers running red...

    President Turtle... I don't think you'd fare much better.
    well it sure would beat President Hazlnut

    witch doctors to cloning experts would be doing everything in their power to raise Lee Harvey Oswald from his grave if that were the case



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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    well it sure would beat President Hazlnut
    You need to skim back through the tread -- I outlined a very detailed platform (mostly military) that would solve unemployment, the economy, and our dependence on foreign oil...

    witch doctors to cloning experts would be doing everything in their power to raise Lee Harvey Oswald from his grave if that were the case
    I use the time machine at the Smithsonian to bring back Jack Ruby and appoint him head of my Secret Service detail. Problem solved.

    And someday you will visit the Hazlnut Memorial dedicated to the One Leader who brought the country back to greatness....

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    I'd end up being the first president to discuss his bowel movements during the State of the Union address.
    Tucker Case - Tard magnet.

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Quote Originally Posted by hazlnut View Post
    You need to skim back through the tread -- I outlined a very detailed platform (mostly military) that would solve unemployment, the economy, and our dependence on foreign oil...



    I use the time machine at the Smithsonian to bring back Jack Ruby and appoint him head of my Secret Service detail. Problem solved.

    And someday you will visit the Hazlnut Memorial dedicated to the One Leader who brought the country back to greatness....
    what the? WHAT?
    CORPORATE GREED AND UNION GREED
    DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS
    DESTROYING THE BEST OF AMERICA ONE DAY AT A TIME

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    I would make prostitution legal and call it speed dating
    CORPORATE GREED AND UNION GREED
    DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS
    DESTROYING THE BEST OF AMERICA ONE DAY AT A TIME

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    Re: If you were the president of the United States...

    Somthing Economy related - Insist that capital gains and estate taxes be completely eliminated. Spending would be limited to the Constitutionally allowed items.

    Something foriegn policy related - US out of the UN, UN out of the US, foriegn aid funding limited to nations that kiss our ass.

    Something War related - The US needs a crash program to develop airborne and space based lasers that can counter the emerging Chinese hypersonic missile in real time and reduce the risk to our carrier fleets.

    Something about the enviornment - rein in the EPA, allow drilling in areas where the damn oil is, open Yucca Mountain to nuclear waste storage, fast track permits for nuclear power stations, limiting protests to valid engineering concerns only.

    Something immigration related - Send the Army to the US Mexco Border, issuing the orders in my inauguration speech, directing the arrest, commencing in one week, of all employers shown to have illegal alien employees on that day or any future day. Mandating that all work visa applications be submitted in person only at the applicant's nation of origin, and that no person found to have ever entered the nation illegally shall be allowed to re-enter nor shall they be granted citizenship.

    Something gay marrige related - Announce that the Constitution does not seem to grant the federal government the authority to define "marriage" or to discriminate against persons in the US.

    Something Alternative energy related - Yes. Rescind 100% of all federal funding for alternative energy research and subsidies. Any commercially viable technology will have to prove its worth on the free market. It's the American way.

    Something drug realated - State that the Constitution does not grant the federal government authority to make drugs illegal or ban their possession or use. Lawful imports, however, can have tariffs' applied as per the Constitution. Also pardon all drug related non-violent offenders in federal custody.

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