No ****ing way am I going to be getting calls from little Joey's mom during my time off because she is still worried that the ticket I wrote her son is going to affect him getting into college.
Hear, hear. The best is if you work for a gummint agency, and your number shows up as "number unknown."
I wish I had that.
Aside from that, I think there's a book out there somewhere about how Americans, on average, commit 3 felonies a day. It's not because we're bad people, it's because the law is so convoluted.
As far as I'm concerned, if you're gonna snitch someone out for smoking some dope in the privacy of their own back yard or bedroom or basement with no children around to corrupt, you'd better be ready to do some hard time for eating a pickle while wearing a baseball cap on a second Tuesday during a leap year.
Wow.... 4 pages of saying, "Report crimes, but leave the potheads alone!"
I agree..... but do we need to beat a dead horse?
The stupidest thing is... when I get a call about.. "DEY SMOKIN' WEED... DEY GOT WEEED! WEEED!" I usually take my time, grab a coffee (and a donut.. okay. I don't really but I had to say that)... and slowly make my way to the "pot house" where I knock (softly) on the door......."Oh Darn.. nobody answered" (runs back to car and drives off spinning wheels).
"headquarters, clear me unable to locate and put me back in service"...
Extra, extra, read all about it: Officer of the law responds to reports of canibus consumption after satisfying the munchies!
Just ribbin' ya.