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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    Not. Even. Close.
    I usually dont say anything against this type of thing but that is just.... child-like. And actually YOU are making MY life tougher! You are the type that screw women over so you can get your peter wet.... then hurt their feelings because you act like a 16 year old ass-clown! Then 10 years later they HATE men.... and this is WHY! (hypothetically)
    Dude. Gay.

    What are you babbling about?
    Hmm ok. Let me put it this way...
    Ferrari=va-jay-jay
    va-jay-jay=Ferrari

    Ferraris are beautiful and nice cars but they require upkeep to keep them like that. Same as the slippery clam. I hope this clears things up.
    "We’re going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that allow some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share. In theory, some of those loopholes were understandable, but in practice they sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying ten percent of his salary, and that’s crazy." -Reagan

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnWOlin View Post
    Dude. Gay.


    Hmm ok. Let me put it this way...
    Ferrari=va-jay-jay
    va-jay-jay=Ferrari

    Ferraris are beautiful and nice cars but they require upkeep to keep them like that. Same as the slippery clam. I hope this clears things up.
    Not particularly.
    The vagina is a self-cleaning organ.
    It requires no particular "upkeep".
    In fact, douches and other "feminine deodorant" or feminine cleansing products are detrimental to female reproductive health, as they upset the Ph balance inside the vagina.
    You're basically just supposed to leave it alone and let it do its thing.

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnWOlin View Post
    I can understand part of being a woman and having the right to bitch. I could probably not touch my dick for 2 months straight and it still be perfectly fine. A pussy is like a Ferrari, if you want that baby to perform well you need to keep up on maintenance.
    Im starting to think this WHOLE thread needs to be taken to the basement. Too many kiddies.
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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    Not particularly.
    The vagina is a self-cleaning organ.
    It requires no particular "upkeep".
    In fact, douches and other "feminine deodorant" or feminine cleansing products are detrimental to female reproductive health, as they upset the Ph balance inside the vagina.
    You're basically just supposed to leave it alone and let it do its thing.
    All very true. I don't think I could go further into what I am trying to say without getting banned or something.
    "We’re going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that allow some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share. In theory, some of those loopholes were understandable, but in practice they sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying ten percent of his salary, and that’s crazy." -Reagan

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnWOlin View Post
    All very true. I don't think I could go further into what I am trying to say without getting banned or something.
    For your sake and all of ours... please dont.
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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    For your sake and all of ours... please dont.
    I feel compelled to now.
    "We’re going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that allow some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share. In theory, some of those loopholes were understandable, but in practice they sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying ten percent of his salary, and that’s crazy." -Reagan

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnWOlin View Post
    Actually I would agree with that. All men are assholes, just some are better at showing it. Me for example? I am like a red belt in the art of asshole.
    I don't have a belt. I never nagged, I don't bitch - I'm a happy panda.

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Noodle View Post
    Im starting to think this WHOLE thread needs to be taken to the basement. Too many kiddies.
    I agree. It was going along really well, but it is degenerating...
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    I have pooped in public, even in public neighborhoods.
    Quote Originally Posted by OldFatGuy View Post
    Usually a gag for wise mouthed insulting little girls. Then some good nylon rope so I can tie them up, toss them in the trunk of my car and forget about them.

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnWOlin View Post
    I feel compelled to now.
    Go to the Basement and do it to your hearts content... if you don't have a serious comment beyond what you have said, take a hike.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    I have pooped in public, even in public neighborhoods.
    Quote Originally Posted by OldFatGuy View Post
    Usually a gag for wise mouthed insulting little girls. Then some good nylon rope so I can tie them up, toss them in the trunk of my car and forget about them.

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    Re: Why aren't women happy???

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Go to the Basement and do it to your hearts content... if you don't have a serious comment beyond what you have said, take a hike.
    Yes! Look at you will find!



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