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Thread: Which joke is worse?

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Both can be used very effectively, although you have to be careful with the "your momma" jokes.
    I did that to a girl I went to school with, she followed it up with "my mom is dead."
    She was completely serious.
    I was discovering that life just simply isn't fair and bask in the unsung glory of knowing that each obstacle overcome along the way only adds to the satisfaction in the end. Nothing great, after all, was ever accomplished by anyone sulking in his or her misery.
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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    That's the best way to kill "your momma" jokes. It's even more fun than the jokes themselves.

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Both can be used very effectively, although you have to be careful with the "your momma" jokes.
    I did that to a girl I went to school with, she followed it up with "my mom is dead."
    She was completely serious.
    And that's when YOU follow up with "I guess that's why she didn't move around so much."

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    'Yo Mama' Jokes and while they are suppose to be funny? They can be a good way to get an asskicking
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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    yo mama's joke is worse, 'cause that's what she said.
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    she followed it up with "my mom is dead."
    That's when the next joke needs to start off with "yo mamma's so dead...."
    Tucker Case - Tard magnet.

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    That's when the next joke needs to start off with "yo mamma's so dead...."
    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Ferris View Post
    And that's when YOU follow up with "I guess that's why she didn't move around so much."


    So wrong, so so wrong.
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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Ferris View Post
    Except that you're clearly a virgin.
    I have three kids

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    Re: Which joke is worse?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    I have three kids
    Immaculate conception.
    I was discovering that life just simply isn't fair and bask in the unsung glory of knowing that each obstacle overcome along the way only adds to the satisfaction in the end. Nothing great, after all, was ever accomplished by anyone sulking in his or her misery.
    —Adam Shepard

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