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  • Chuck Norris

    12 31.58%
  • Sean Connery

    3 7.89%
  • Hugh Hefner

    2 5.26%
  • Sylvester Stallone

    2 5.26%
  • William Shatner

    6 15.79%
  • Other

    13 34.21%
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Thread: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

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    Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    I choose Hef.

    Nothing would be more cool than a white house full of hot chicks in bikinis all year long.
    "I condemn the ideology of White Supremacy and Nazism. They are thugs, criminals, and repugnant, and are against what I believe to be "The American Way" "
    Thus my obligatory condemnation of White supremacy will now be in every post, lest I be accused of supporting it because I didn't mention it specifically every time I post.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    It's not even a choice

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Your Star View Post
    It's not even a choice

    Chuck Norris' name is actually 'Carlos'. That makes him too Mexican for Caine's liking.
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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatuey View Post
    Chuck Norris' name is actually 'Carlos'. That makes him too Mexican for Caine's liking.
    But come on, any self respecting republican is going to have to change their pants after seeing that picture!
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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatuey View Post
    Chuck Norris' name is actually 'Carlos'. That makes him too Mexican for Caine's liking.
    No. I had to choose between hot chicks on a visit to the whitehouse, or watching people get roundhouse kicked through walls.

    I figured the taxpayers didn't want to replace walls in the whitehouse every week.
    "I condemn the ideology of White Supremacy and Nazism. They are thugs, criminals, and repugnant, and are against what I believe to be "The American Way" "
    Thus my obligatory condemnation of White supremacy will now be in every post, lest I be accused of supporting it because I didn't mention it specifically every time I post.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    I'd choose Jello Biafra.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Chuck Norris would scare the deficit into submission and make a 20% "not round house kick your asshole into you brain" tax and you will gladly pay it.
    "We’re going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that allow some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share. In theory, some of those loopholes were understandable, but in practice they sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying ten percent of his salary, and that’s crazy." -Reagan

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    I will move to Canada and take him with me if Shatner doesn't win.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Ted Nugent

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Chuck Norris and Mitt Romney. Norris was named for his father's minister. Norris is not Hispanic. Neither are any of his ancestors. These two would clean up this Barack Hussein Obama mess so fast the liberals wouldn't even have time to complain!

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