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  • Chuck Norris

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  • Sean Connery

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  • Hugh Hefner

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  • Sylvester Stallone

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  • William Shatner

    6 15.79%
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Thread: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    I only jello wrestle if you throw in the kool whip.
    I always throw it in too soon. Then I get really sleepy.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    No. I had to choose between hot chicks on a visit to the whitehouse, or watching people get roundhouse kicked through walls.

    I figured the taxpayers didn't want to replace walls in the whitehouse every week.
    No, it wouldn't congressmen getting roundhouse kicked out of the Capital roof.
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    "Fly-over" country voted, and The Donald is now POTUS.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    He had sex with his granddaughter. Welcome back, Tlmorg02!

    Chickie, you're very pretty. I'd love to see more pics. Like one in front of your computer with DP in the background.

    I'm sorry, but I find the Christian/Baptist bashing in this thread is offensive.

    Cool, hip old white dude for president? To heck with Chuck Norris. To heck with all of them. We need this guy, and we need him now:









    I cannot believe you forgot about Clint, Caine.
    He isn't hip.
    "I condemn the ideology of White Supremacy and Nazism. They are thugs, criminals, and repugnant, and are against what I believe to be "The American Way" "
    Thus my obligatory condemnation of White supremacy will now be in every post, lest I be accused of supporting it because I didn't mention it specifically every time I post.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    He isn't hip.
    Them's fightin' words, Caine. Clint is THE MAN.

    Wait, Clint's not hip, but Chuck Norris is???
    Quote Originally Posted by soccerboy22 View Post
    You guys are weird.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    Them's fightin' words, Caine. Clint is THE MAN.

    Wait, Clint's not hip, but Chuck Norris is???
    Yep.

    Chuck Norris is bad ass.
    "I condemn the ideology of White Supremacy and Nazism. They are thugs, criminals, and repugnant, and are against what I believe to be "The American Way" "
    Thus my obligatory condemnation of White supremacy will now be in every post, lest I be accused of supporting it because I didn't mention it specifically every time I post.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Coronado View Post
    Hell, I'd give either one of their campaigns $20 just for the entertainment value of seeing them run.Yeah, you do it out of respect ... you call the governor of Louisiana Piyush Amrit Jindal, too.
    I call him "Yushi". I call Bush "W" now since he is no longer POTUS. I call Obama "@sshole" most of the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    I know I always called our governor by his full name: Jethro Mohetius Bush.
    His name is John Ellis Bush. Jeb is his nickname and initials.

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    Chickie, you're very pretty. I'd love to see more pics. Like one in front of your computer with DP in the background....Cool, hip old white dude for president? To heck with Chuck Norris. To heck with all of them. We need this guy, and we need him now:
    Thanks. Not posting a body shot. Don't want all the guys here to faint. Eastwood is good.
    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    Yeah - she said it was her. Don't know if she thinks CB is so old nobody remembers her, or what.
    I never said it was me. I said "I look like this". Stop lying, please. Thanks. Look at my avatar closely. Christie Brinkley does NOT have crooked front teeth with a space. I do. She has a thin, pointy nose. I do not. She is 5'9" tall and about 120. I am 5'7" tall and 127. She is a size 5. I am a size 7. Lots of similarities. Lots of differences.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Do a side-by-side. It's too hot for me to play "spot the differences".

    Quote Originally Posted by chickie View Post
    I call him "Yushi". I call Bush "W" now since he is no longer POTUS. I call Obama "@sshole" most of the time.


    His name is John Ellis Bush. Jeb is his nickname and initials.


    Thanks. Not posting a body shot. Don't want all the guys here to faint. Eastwood is good.

    I never said it was me. I said "I look like this". Stop lying, please. Thanks. Look at my avatar closely. Christie Brinkley does NOT have crooked front teeth with a space. I do. She has a thin, pointy nose. I do not. She is 5'9" tall and about 120. I am 5'7" tall and 127. She is a size 5. I am a size 7. Lots of similarities. Lots of differences.

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    I'd have no idea what he said, but I'd be proud.
    He would begin and end each speech with Can You Smeeeellllllllllllllllllllll What The Rock Is Doing! LOL!
    ~Following My Own Flow~

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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    Please. I live below the bible belt in the taint of the U.S. You ain't nothing special. You can't swing a dead cat in my neighborhood without hitting a fundy whacko.
    I am in BibleBeltHellzzzz
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    Re: Your choice for cool, hip, old white dude president.

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    Please. I live below the bible belt in the taint of the U.S. You ain't nothing special. You can't swing a dead cat in my neighborhood without hitting a fundy whacko.
    Pfffft GWB 43 is my neighbor. Ross Perot's sister is a personal friend of my mother.

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