I admit to having one weapon, I might have more...[daydream mode]
Note to self: Imagine writing this letter in the future. NOT!
Dear Mr. Foreign Invader,
As you might have noticed, we Americans tend to shoot back. I know that locating and eradicating the weaponry from the local population is at the top of your list of things to do. Here is a list of some folks who own these weapons:
amyk629 Anarcho-fascist apdst Apocalypse Areopagitican Baralis bhkad bicycleman Blackdog Black_Zawisza Caine Centrist77 chevydriver1123 deltabtry digsbe fredmertz Goshin Harry Guerrilla Ikari Jerry jujuman13 Juliet Bravo Korimyr the Rat LowRevs mike2810 Moon obvious Child Ockham Pitwolfy ptif219 rivrrat samsmart Taylor The_Patriot Toothpicvic TurtleDude UtahBill Vader VoodooChild Wiseone
Also, In case you want to know where there is easy picking and your troops can expect minimal resistance, you may want to find safe harbor here:
1069 Andalublue Aunt Spiker CaptainCourtesy Cephus Dav Dr_Patrick earthworm FilmFestGuy Groucho gtown25nick hazlnut hiswoman iangb Jetboogieman Jucon Kernel Sanders Laila Lord Tammerlain megaprogman Mell Mickey Shane MikeVFF molten_dragon mpg Orion pro-bipartisan Redress Regicollis ScottD spud_meister The Mark Tucker Case upsideguy WI Crippler Your Star
These people do not own any weapons. If you're a crackhead burglar, this might be of interest to you as well.
I hope I have been of some help.
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