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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Do tell.
    Edited the post read it. You should have seen it though, i think it was a horse dildo. Than again it was black which explains a lot.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    Where do you live? I'll send you a fleshlight for your birthday. Is that one word? Eh.
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    The most awkward gift ever.
    You can get one molded into the exact shape of your wife's vagina, though.
    Seriously! They make custom ones.

    What I always wondered, though, is how do guys clean those things out?
    Can you unscrew the handle end, or what?
    I mean, if not it must really start to stink after awhile.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    You can get one molded into the exact shape of your wife's vagina, though.
    Seriously! They make custom ones
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    What I always wondered, though, is how do guys clean those things out?
    Can you unscrew the handle end, or what?
    I mean, if not it must really start to stink after awhile.
    you can also get something called "clone-a-willy" kits of a man for your wife or girlfriend
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    You can get one molded into the exact shape of your wife's vagina, though.
    Seriously! They make custom ones.
    Why would i want to mold my own wifes vagina? Defeats the object.

    What I always wondered, though, is how do guys clean those things out?
    Can you unscrew the handle end, or what?
    Is that a trick question?

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    That's really strange to me, Harry.
    Not saying I disbelieve it; I've just never heard any guy claim such a thing before.
    Maybe you'll start again someday.
    Masturbating doesn't really have anything to do with how accessible sex is or how often you have it.
    If it did, few women would ever masturbate.

    I just think it's a nice thing to do for yourself. Alone.
    How often do we really take the time to be nice to ourselves: to look at ourselves without judgment or criticism or anxiety, to touch ourselves for some reason that doesn't involve routine maintenance?
    Plus, it's a matter of independence and autonomy.
    Why depend on somebody else, when you want to have an orgasm?
    If nothing else, it puts a lot of needless pressure on your partner, who might not want to have sex at the exact minute you want to, but who also might not want to feel that she's letting your needs go unfulfilled, because you aren't capable of or willing to fulfill them yourself.

    If a guy said, "I used to cook, but now I don't have to, because I'm married", we'd all feel really sorry for his wife, you know.
    It's pretty crazy but I'm not all that demanding when it comes to sex, mostly because of the nature of my work I'm usually to tired.

    It was an awkward situation where she saw me in the shower and informed me that I didn't need to do that.
    At first I was kind of happy/sad about it but it really doesn't cross my mind much anymore.

    Last time we talked about it, she said it wasn't necessary for me to withhold from doing it.
    I just don't.
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    It's pretty crazy but I'm not all that demanding when it comes to sex, mostly because of the nature of my work I'm usually to tired.
    Your a prostitute?

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    Your a prostitute?
    Physically demanding factory labor.
    Being a prostitute would probably do that as well.
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Physically demanding factory labor.
    Work which reduces your libido is not good for you. You need out mate!

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    Work which reduces your libido is not good for you. You need out mate!
    Slowly working on that, I can't wait to be honest.
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    What does everyone think their avg is? (how often) and is that impacted by being single or not?
    I dont think it is unless of course you are married and sleep together then by default the number would go down some because your partner is more accessible.
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