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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Got married, no longer need to "jerkin the gerkin."
    You mean your wife gives it to you whenever you feel like you need some release?
    If that was the case with me, my wife would be dead...or she'd need vagina reconstruction.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by O_Guru View Post
    "need"?
    or not allowed
    just saying a realationship or not doesnt matter to me. I could go a couple rounds with the GF and then still go another round in the shower by myself hahahaha maybe im just a perc

    anyway I was 10 had 3 older brothers and was exposed to things early
    We should be best friends.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    You mean your wife gives it to you whenever you feel like you need some release?
    If that was the case with me, my wife would be dead...or she'd need vagina reconstruction.
    More or less, most days I'm dog ass tired so no demand exists.
    With that said, I've learned that as long as you give, you get.
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    More or less, most days I'm dog ass tired so no demand exists.
    With that said, I've learned that as long as you give, you get.
    Where do you live? I'll send you a fleshlight for your birthday. Is that one word? Eh.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    We should be best friends.
    that made me feel akward???????????

    just kiddin i know what you mean lol
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by O_Guru View Post
    that made me feel akward???????????

    just kiddin i know what you mean lol
    You wish honey. LOL

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    Where do you live? I'll send you a fleshlight for your birthday. Is that one word? Eh.
    The most awkward gift ever.
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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    The most awkward gift ever.
    I've received worse. Even had the pleasure of opening it under the Christmas tree in front of the wife and kids (didn't know what it was initially. Damn man jokes). Yes, it was a vibrator.
    Last edited by MetalGear; 06-06-10 at 10:19 PM.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Got married, no longer need to "jerkin the gerkin."
    That's really strange to me, Harry.
    Not saying I disbelieve it; I've just never heard any guy claim such a thing before.
    Maybe you'll start again someday.
    Masturbating doesn't really have anything to do with how accessible sex is or how often you have it.
    If it did, few women would ever masturbate.

    I just think it's a nice thing to do for yourself. Alone.
    How often do we really take the time to be nice to ourselves: to look at ourselves without judgment or criticism or anxiety, to touch ourselves for some reason that doesn't involve routine maintenance?
    Plus, it's a matter of independence and autonomy.
    Why depend on somebody else, when you want to have an orgasm?
    If nothing else, it puts a lot of needless pressure on your partner, who might not want to have sex at the exact minute you want to, but who also might not want to feel that she's letting your needs go unfulfilled, because you aren't capable of or willing to fulfill them yourself.

    If a guy said, "I used to cook, but now I don't have to, because I'm married", we'd all feel really sorry for his wife, you know.

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    Re: At what age did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    I've received worse. Even had the pleasure of opening it under the Christmas tree in front of the wife and kids.
    Do tell.
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