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  • For fishing

    4 21.05%
  • out of boredom

    5 26.32%
  • see if different people taste better

    11 57.89%
  • why not

    1 5.26%
  • to get away from it all

    5 26.32%
  • Israel

    1 5.26%
  • New Zealand

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  • Zimbabwe

    5 26.32%
  • Equador

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  • Antarctica

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Thread: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

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    Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    if godzilla ever went on a holiday, why and where do you think he'd go?
    So follow me into the desert
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    if godzilla ever went on a holiday, why and where do you think he'd go?
    Are you channeling MOD or something?
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    Are you channeling MOD or something?
    boredom is boring
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    boredom is boring
    Ok well, I think he would head to the country side, as all big cities are where he conducts his business (destroyer of buildings and ****).
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    I picked Zimbabwe and to see if people tasted different.

    But honestly, I think he'll go to the gulf coast and sabotage the oil rig, just after it gets fixed. North Korea will be blamed.
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Well Godzilla tried to take a picnic in Central Park circa 2000 and we say what happened.

    A ****ty, ****ty film.
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Hopefully to the homes of people who start idiotic polls so he could squash the living crap out of
    them



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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    I'm going with Zimbobwae as well for what WI said...

    Fast Twitch Muscle = White Meat
    Slow Twitch Muscle = Dark Meat

    Stereotypically, Blacks tend to have more fast twitch fibers than slow twitch, differening from caucasians and I believe asians (those typically being dined on by Godzilla). Therefore Godzilla will want to travel to an area where he can have a different taste for his refined reptillian pallette

    The wonders of science.


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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    Well he can only smash Japan so many times before it gets boring.
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    Re: Why would Godzilla go on holidays?

    He needs variety. I say he needs to taste differnt people from different areas.
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