Oh, come on. Your mom isn't that bad. But, I see your point. Hyperbole. Your mom is fairly ugly, but she isn't a beast. With you so far.Do you understand how literary devices like hyperbole work? Let's say that by some Pauly Shore-ian miracle, you managed to find a human being who would consider letting you pay them to have sex with you. As you climbed on to the beast
I'm nothing compared to that God OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
YES WE CAN YES WE CAN
Ooops, sort of got carried away. Didn't I?
They teach me (in 8th grade) that it is bad to argue with deranged Obamaniacs because they get very bitey and even enraged that their fanatical devotion is being called fanatical devotion. But it is so cute when their little minds (and when I say "their," I mean you, but your mom told me it was mean to insult her asexual offspring [you] so I'm saying "their") get worked up. I really can't help myself.Snippet.
Some people have a vice. I have two. You, being the intellectual light in the Obama camp (which isn't saying much, considering you really are a 'bright' light in comparison) that you are could likely put what they are.
Of course it isn't my future autobiography! I would never steal your favorite work. Its title has struck a chord within you.1. Read a book called 'A Hundred Years of Solitude'(no, it is not your future autobiography
Why would I write an essay when you can't read?2. Write 4 page essay on it explaining how the hyperbolic statements in the book enhance the desired effect behind the general story.
It wouldn't be fair for me. Why? Because you are intellectually below a sea slug. And I apologize to the sea-slug.3. Finally, present your findings to our panel of literary scholars. 1069, Jallman and donsutherland1 will hand you a final grade which I will write a final comment on.
I would tell you, but you haven't mastered numbers on both hands yet.I do not know what grade you're in