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  • Of course it is

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  • Only if it culminates in orgasm

    5 6.17%
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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    Damn-where can i get one of those full body condoms like Leslie Nielsen had in Lethal Gun one
    Most people think it's all fun and games, but really, sex is SERIOUS BUSINESS.


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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dav View Post
    The last thing on earth I want is for my 60-year-old parents to talk to me "candidly" about oral sex. I think I'd rather undergo another colonoscopy.
    That's okay, Dav. You have me, as a surrogate mother. Feel free to PM your questions.

    I don't see any urgent need to talk with kids about this. They can figure it out on their own. Though maybe mentioning the possible STDs would be a good idea... they do that in school already though.
    My kids both asked about it.

    I don't see how mutual masturbation isn't sex, but masturbation is. But then, sex is pretty hard to define. It's easy enough to know what an orgasm is and what it isn't... once you get into what's causing the orgasm, things get tricky. Vaginal is all everyone can agree to include as "sex".
    If you're both naked, and trying to get each other off, it's sex.

    Does cybersex count?
    Only if it's with Pikachu.
    Last edited by Catz Part Deux; 04-10-10 at 12:05 AM.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dav View Post


    Does cybersex count?
    Don't make me break out Pokemon references...

    Odd fact: the spell checker built into Firefox recognized the word Pokemon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiddytree View Post
    Uh oh Megyn...your vagina witchcraft is about ready to be exposed.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    Don't make me break out Pokemon references...
    Great minds and all.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    That's okay, Dav. You have me, as a surrogate mother. Feel free to PM your questions.
    So many jokes, so little time...



    My kids both asked about it.
    And this is why I am glad I am not a parent


    If you're both naked, and trying to get each other off, it's sex.
    Really? I have had cuddle sex then...


    Only if it's with Pikachu.
    Damn you for beating me by a minute with the Pokemon reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiddytree View Post
    Uh oh Megyn...your vagina witchcraft is about ready to be exposed.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post


    If you're both naked, and trying to get each other off, it's sex.


    edit.

    You edited. Sneaky.
    NOW your statement makes sense... but is still factually incorrect.
    Last edited by 1069; 04-10-10 at 12:10 AM.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    So many jokes, so little time...
    All of my daughter's female friends, at one time or another, have asked me sex-related questions. I think it's because I'm pretty down to earth and not easily flustered, and I will actually give them real answers.

    And this is why I am glad I am not a parent
    It was pretty ****ing horrifying at the time.

    Really? I have had cuddle sex then...
    So many jokes, so little time.

    Damn you for beating me by a minute with the Pokemon reference.
    I can't help being awesome.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    edit.

    You edited.
    I rethought.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    I rethought.
    Rethink again.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    but is still factually incorrect.
    That's how I define it, your mileage may vary. In my opinion, if someone cums, it's sex.

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