View Poll Results: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

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  • Of course it is

    53 65.43%
  • Only if it culminates in orgasm

    5 6.17%
  • It is not sex

    15 18.52%
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    4 4.94%
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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    I read an article awhile back about an old homeless dude who had a colostomy bag, and he was in jail, and they found that he had some kind of STD... in the hole in his side... where the bag attached to him.



    He'd been letting guys **** him in that hole in his side.
    Wow. Glad I had dinner already. Thanks for that wonderful story.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    So, according to this poll, I'm not a virgin! YYYEEESS!

    According to my belief, however, I am.
    "All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language...No man is an island, entire of itself...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." - John Donne

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    This thread sucks!!



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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    Wow. Glad I had dinner already. Thanks for that wonderful story.
    I was trying to find the article (it was several years ago that I read it).
    I can't find it, but I found this.
    Hold onto your lunch:

    Pt.'s partner asked to have intercourse with a stoma ! - Nursing for Nurses

    Read the comments. Apparently, it's quite common.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by jacksbrat View Post
    Is Oral Sex 'Sex'? Depends on your politics. Republicans decided to make it sex because they were trying to defame a democrat president. Even though Bill Clinton ask the legal definition of sex before republicans ask their stupid immoral question, and oral sex wasn't included. They called it sex anyway so they could say Clinton lied. Everyone seems to think it was Bill and Monica that had every teen in America giggling and talking about oral sex, but actually it was the republicans in their zest to slander a democrat that did it. Bill and Monica never told anyone.
    Please don't ruin this thread with partisanship.

    We were having a perfectly decent conversation about having sex with holes in people's sides.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    I was trying to find the article (it was several years ago that I read it).
    I can't find it, but I found this.
    Hold onto your lunch:

    Pt.'s partner asked to have intercourse with a stoma ! - Nursing for Nurses

    Read the comments. Apparently, it's quite common.
    Yes, that's what I wanted, to hear more about this.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    This is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thanks.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    It simply reinforced one of my long-held beliefs: that when a woman- any woman- whines that she can't find a guy to **** her, she's full of it.
    It's like, hon? Try that line of guys over there, screwing that elderly transient in the stoma.


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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    It simply reinforced one of my long-held beliefs: that when a woman- any woman- whines that she can't find a guy to **** her, she's full of it.
    It's like, hon? Try that line of guys over there, screwing that elderly transient in the stoma.

    Yeah, but what if they refuse her? Then she'd be the lady who even guys who **** stomas won't touch.

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    Re: Is Oral Sex 'Sex'?

    This thread is why we need sex ed in schools by the way.

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