View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    The penis poll

    Don't be too serious with this folks It's a fun poll...

    First let's baseline - most experts agree that an average human male's erect penis length is between 6.2 to 6.4 inches long, and approximately 5.0 inches in circumference (that's 161 mm and 127 mm respectively for metric users).

    After a discussion with my significant other a comment was made that "average" is best, and while that was flattering and though it was a "nice" thing to say at the time, I thought it wasn't totally honest. I would suggest that most men, no matter their size would gladly be larger - in fact, many would sell their souls to have to roll it up or be forced to strap it to their legs. Women on the other hand, as the cliché goes - says size doesn't matter but my argument is this:

    Biologically (of which I know little about Biology), men and women are attracted to each other by a set of genetic universal virtues. We are attracted to each other not only chemically but by symmetry of their faces, locations of eyes, nose, mouth, teeth. Length of necks, bust sizes, shapes of our butts, women's hips (larger for child rearing). Women are attracted to men who have broad shoulders, strong necks, chiselled facial features, muscular and athletic for not only protection but for their ability to hunt/fish/provide.

    Granted, modern society/culture has skewed these ingrained traits, however I say these things are still there and as we see in animals for example; the largest elk with the biggest rack of antlers wins the right to mate. This is the same in humans and I say the large well developed man, with the largest penis in this case, will win the most women and the right to mate more often. Granted we humans are by and large monogamous - this has caused women to adopt and believe that "average is good" and while physically too large of a penis can be painful, and too small not enjoyable... there is an average range between 5.5 and 7.5 that seems to be the sweet spot.


    Cut to the chase section:

    So here it is...

    Is average honestly right where women want their men? Men, given the choice (hypothetically) is average just right or if there was a sure-fire guaranteed option, or wouldn't you like another bit? And yes, this is always a "man" thing - so obsessed with size and doubt of our performance or abilities, but what man hasn't had at some point in their life doubts? Women have self confidence problems about everything - can't men have just one self confidence issue?
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Ockham View Post
    Don't be too serious with this folks It's a fun poll...

    First let's baseline - most experts agree that an average human male's erect penis length is between 6.2 to 6.4 inches long, and approximately 5.0 inches in circumference (that's 161 mm and 127 mm respectively for metric users).

    After a discussion with my significant other a comment was made that "average" is best, and while that was flattering and though it was a "nice" thing to say at the time, I thought it wasn't totally honest. I would suggest that most men, no matter their size would gladly be larger - in fact, many would sell their souls to have to roll it up or be forced to strap it to their legs. Women on the other hand, as the cliché goes - says size doesn't matter but my argument is this:

    Biologically (of which I know little about Biology), men and women are attracted to each other by a set of genetic universal virtues. We are attracted to each other not only chemically but by symmetry of their faces, locations of eyes, nose, mouth, teeth. Length of necks, bust sizes, shapes of our butts, women's hips (larger for child rearing). Women are attracted to men who have broad shoulders, strong necks, chiselled facial features, muscular and athletic for not only protection but for their ability to hunt/fish/provide.

    Granted, modern society/culture has skewed these ingrained traits, however I say these things are still there and as we see in animals for example; the largest elk with the biggest rack of antlers wins the right to mate. This is the same in humans and I say the large well developed man, with the largest penis in this case, will win the most women and the right to mate more often. Granted we humans are by and large monogamous - this has caused women to adopt and believe that "average is good" and while physically too large of a penis can be painful, and too small not enjoyable... there is an average range between 5.5 and 7.5 that seems to be the sweet spot.


    Cut to the chase section:

    So here it is...

    Is average honestly right where women want their men? Men, given the choice (hypothetically) is average just right or if there was a sure-fire guaranteed option, or wouldn't you like another bit? And yes, this is always a "man" thing - so obsessed with size and doubt of our performance or abilities, but what man hasn't had at some point in their life doubts? Women have self confidence problems about everything - can't men have just one self confidence issue?
    size does matter, sorry, but average is just fine. i didn't know men were obsessed with this.......

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    Re: The penis poll

    Average is fine. The extremes, on either end, bother me. Slightly larger than average is perfect. But, only slightly. It is definitely possible to get too much of a good thing.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by liblady View Post
    size does matter, sorry, but average is just fine. i didn't know men were obsessed with this.......
    I wouldn't say obsessed (although I see I did)... but I see it like there's a little George Costanza in every man who is always worried someone will see them naked after the cold dip in the ocean.
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    Re: The penis poll

    From what I've gathered from women (of who I was not sleeping with so had no running interest in them lying to me)...

    Generally, if you're average there's few that are going to be upset by that.

    Your next subset is going to be those that physically want a certain size, be it smaller or larger, to properly feel pleasure. I've known a girl that had a reputation for looking for short thin ones because even average ones were painful. I've known another girl that needed 8"+ inches to be able to climax during sex. I've known one girl (this one did end up being a girlfriend) that didn't care if it was 4" or 8" but just wanted it thick. Generally its size because of a physical reason of how/what they need to get off.

    I think those that want only the biggest just for the sake of having it big are probably the smallest amount.

    And the tired cliche of you have to know what you're doing with it is true to an extent. There was a guy in college that was reputed to have a rather sizable endowement but couldn't last and was extremely greedy (best way i could describe it) with regards to things, so while he generally got laid a bunch he also didn't get many repeats.

    As far as guys go and how we'd feel. I'd imagine you'd be correct with the notion that many males, if you told them they could gain a bit without question, would. I think much the same that if you asked most women if they could gain a bit of bust or lose a bit of waist without any negative side affects many would. why? Cause its just the societal stereotype.

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    Re: The penis poll

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    And the tired cliche of you have to know what you're doing with it is true to an extent. There was a guy in college that was reputed to have a rather sizable endowement but couldn't last and was extremely greedy (best way i could describe it) with regards to things, so while he generally got laid a bunch he also didn't get many repeats.
    This is extremely true. I've been with guys who were smaller than average who were better in bed than guys who were larger. I'd definitely prefer skills over size, any day. A guy with skills can choose positions that make his penis penetrate more, and feel larger. A guy with no skills? Especially bad if he's too big, because he's likely to hurt me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    Average is fine. The extremes, on either end, bother me. Slightly larger than average is perfect. But, only slightly. It is definitely possible to get too much of a good thing.


    I agree with this. Though I'd say girth is more important than length.

    I did date someone a while back who was enormous. When it came to that stage of getting intimate, I was in complete shock when I first saw it. I had to stop it right there and then because I had a fear of being split in half.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Well, as in my own case, and think a penis the size of a Baby's arm, holding a baseball is just about right. I get no complaints.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Middleground View Post
    I agree with this. Though I'd say girth is more important than length.
    I've actually heard a lot of women say this, which kind of surprised me at first.

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