I am Male, I wish I was larger than average
I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller
I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger
I am Female, I prefer average
I am Female, I prefer smaller than average
I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them
Other -- explain
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Aren't options one and three basically saying the same thing?
I think the options are all a little screwy.
Girls love huge thunder-cocks and Mandingo schlongs. The peer-reviewed literature shows this to be true.
Okay, so I'd say I'm average or above average in length but below average in girth.
Does girth matter?
Also, I find that I totally don't care how long my penis is until it is exposed or I see other penises. Would you call that obsessed? I wouldn't.
"All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language...No man is an island, entire of itself...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." - John Donne
Do most guys (barring the gay ones) even know what "average" is?
In my personal experience, they don't seem to.