View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by ADK_Forever View Post
    God, you sound like my wife while she's listening to the latest Tiger Woods type story. Her favorite line is, "Guys are so easy."
    Ha! I don't think it's a matter of being so easy that you're desperate. At least I hope not. I just figure you hit 'em with a look and walk away. The rest of the evening gets real interesting after that.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    My needs are really specific. A guy's penis can't be much longer than 6" or he's going to penetrate too deep and hurt me. But, if he's smaller than 5", he's not going to hit "the spot." If he isn't thick enough, it's not going to be that great for me, but if he's too thick, he isn't going to fit. I'm smallish.

    And the spot is weird. My ex-husband never hit it in 12 years, my current boyfriend has THE PERFECT PENIS and hits it every time.

    He's not exceptionally large, but he's just right...for me. But it's all about having a specific shape & tilt.

    I think he thinks I'm just blowing smoke up his ass when I tell him that he has a perfect penis, but I really mean it.
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    This could be me too, except the part about the ex-husband. Mine hit the spot just fine, but for some reason it feels totally different with my current BF. He literally does have the perfect penis for me and not just for intercourse either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    Yeah but for some reason it really does seem to turn on women when they find out you are gay. I dunno if its a challenge thing or what but I wish men would pay as much attention to me as women do...
    Is it really them being turned on, though? I mean, are they trying to get into your pants? In my experience, it's just been that gay men are attractive to women to hang out with and talk to because they're *safe*. You can let your guard down, you don't have to constantly worry about inadvertently leading them on, AND, you can get inside scoop info about men.

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    Ha! I don't think it's a matter of being so easy that you're desperate. At least I hope not. I just figure you hit 'em with a look and walk away. The rest of the evening gets real interesting after that.
    That's right about what I would do when I was younger and on the prowl. Give them a look, maybe look them up and down just a teeny bit, a small mischievous smile, then go back to talking to your friends, dancing, playing pool, whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    That's right about what I would do when I was younger and on the prowl. Give them a look, maybe look them up and down just a teeny bit, a small mischievous smile, then go back to talking to your friends, dancing, playing pool, whatever.
    You gals are baaaad! That's the game my wife played in the office before we met. And here we always think it is "us" who do the stalking, like cave men. And all along it's you baiting the hook.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Aren't options one and three basically saying the same thing?
    I think the options are all a little screwy.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Girls love huge thunder-cocks and Mandingo schlongs. The peer-reviewed literature shows this to be true.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Okay, so I'd say I'm average or above average in length but below average in girth.

    Does girth matter?

    Also, I find that I totally don't care how long my penis is until it is exposed or I see other penises. Would you call that obsessed? I wouldn't.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    I absolutely adore gay guys, but I don't think it's necessarily because they are gay. I think it's because gays take astounding care of themselves and it shows. The bodies. The hair. The skin. The clothes. The shoes!! Roll that into a guy that you can sit in the corner and giggle with, and it's freaking heaven.

    eta: Most gay guys I know are exceptionally polite as well. I just cannot get enough of a gentleman.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post

    eta: Most gay guys I know are exceptionally polite as well. I just cannot get enough of a gentleman.
    Really? I've known a lot of really rude ones.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Do most guys (barring the gay ones) even know what "average" is?
    In my personal experience, they don't seem to.

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