View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    The simple fix for this situation, is for women to tighten up their Va Jay jay. I have known some that could crack walnuts. and others where it was like tappin a basketball.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Skateguy View Post
    The simple fix for this situation, is for women to tighten up their Va Jay jay. I have known some that could crack walnuts. and others where it was like tappin a basketball.
    That's really not going to help with the whole length issue, dear. It *could* help with girth, but even then you still have women with different sized vaginas. Just a simple fact.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Skateguy View Post
    The simple fix for this situation, is for women to tighten up their Va Jay jay. I have known some that could crack walnuts. and others where it was like tappin a basketball.
    This isn't going to help those of us who are on the small side and tight already. Which leads me to believe that your sample size is small.

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    Re: The penis poll

    My wife (hey BamaBrat if you're lurking ) will probably hate that I'm admitting to this, but it's no secret to her. Still, she needs to know I'm not bragging, just sharing my experience and putting this size issue into perspective based on those experiences.

    As a former 16 yr Navy veteran, I've been all over the world, seen many different places, and, of course, had more than my fair share of women. There are two things I can say with absolute certainty on this matter, and they are:

    1) Most women really don't care about how large a man is or the girth of his package. All they care about is: a) how much do you consider her needs, and b) how well can you work what you've got?

    2) A big cock may penetrate deep and hit all the right spots, but unless and until the (your) woman is ready to be taken that way, all you're really going to do is hurt her. And as my wife has told me several times (Hey, BamaBrat...I love you, sweetheart...just in case you're still lurking ), "if it's uncomfortable and painful, it's not enjoyable." Her first husband was well endowed, but she tells me he really didn't know how to use what he had. (And if you knew him you'd know this right off! ) He'd penetrate deep long before she was ready and it would hurt.

    To this, my wife agrees with Catz in that not all women are the same. Some prefer a man who is very well endowed in order to have that all encumbasing, body shaking orgasm, while others prefer a man of average size and girth and can reach that point of pleasure all the same. My experience has confirmed this as I am of average size. But never has any woman I've ever been with ever informed me that I wasn't able to satisfy her. It all really depends on how well you know the woman you're with, what turns her on, what really takes her over the edge, and how well do we as men use what we've got no matter our size.

    Now, here's a secret for both the men and women out there reading this but mostly for the women (my wife is really gonna kill me for saying this, but here goes...), if your guy is of average size and you really have a difficult time reaching that point of pleasure, consider bringing sex toys into your love life. Believe me when I say, it will change your sex life DRAMATICALLY!

    I think even those women who prefer a small or average cock size can appreciate deep penetration from time to time. Hence, dildos anyone? But fellas, you gotta let her "dick"tate what you do with it. Take careful note of what I just said here, fellas...

    Now for a moment of honesty...

    I use to be embarrased about using sex toys during our lovemaking. No matter how many times my wife would say it, I'd still think, "How in the world can I compete with that 9" piece of plastic that can make her body spasm uncontrollably like that when all I've got is this?" But then my wife told me something I'll never forgot....

    "It's not about how big you are; it's about what you do with what you've got. And any sex toy we bring into our lovemaking only adds to the pleasure I receive while we're making love, never detracts from it. The toys are really an extension of you because of the emotions I feel for you. They're only heightened when we use 'our friends' (as we like to call her pleasure devices...)"

    Foreplay plays a major role in all of this. So, if you think you're just going to "lick it and stick it, hit it and quit it," and then move on, boy have you got another thing coming. Take your time with her. Don't rush it. When she's ready, she'll let you know. But overall, if you as a man know how to use what you've got and you've got stamina, even as an average sized guy you're gonna make her toes curl and her hands grip the sheets...



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    Re: The penis poll

    I am rather large in both departments and it is was a bane and a boon all at the same time.

    Fortunately my wife ahhhh got used to it, lol. She had said she was scared of it at first though.

    So from personal experience I can say all are different, but size be it large or small does matter. It is not always in a good way either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernDemocrat View Post

    Bars are an excellent place to witness this. Its not like guys are making out with other guys to provoke a heterosexual female response. Mix women and alcohol, and you will see it a lot with them. Most women out there have at some point "experimented" with other women in some way.
    Maybe in some backwoods dumps, but not in any place I've frequented.

    I have a friend who thinks it turns guys on when she pretends to be bi. If thats what she need to get attention, whatever. When I was single, I could hook one with my eyes. Frankly, that's really all it takes. You don't have to cheapen yourself (assuming you're not really bi).
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    Maybe in some backwoods dumps, but not in any place I've frequented.

    I have a friend who thinks it turns guys on when she pretends to be bi. If thats what she need to get attention, whatever. When I was single, I could hook one with my eyes. Frankly, that's really all it takes. You don't have to cheapen yourself (assuming you're not really bi).
    Yeah but for some reason it really does seem to turn on women when they find out you are gay. I dunno if its a challenge thing or what but I wish men would pay as much attention to me as women do...

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    I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    Yeah but for some reason it really does seem to turn on women when they find out you are gay. I dunno if its a challenge thing or what but I wish men would pay as much attention to me as women do...
    I absolutely adore gay guys, but I don't think it's necessarily because they are gay. I think it's because gays take astounding care of themselves and it shows. The bodies. The hair. The skin. The clothes. The shoes!! Roll that into a guy that you can sit in the corner and giggle with, and it's freaking heaven.

    eta: Most gay guys I know are exceptionally polite as well. I just cannot get enough of a gentleman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    When I was single, I could hook one with my eyes. Frankly, that's really all it takes.
    God, you sound like my wife while she's listening to the latest Tiger Woods type story. Her favorite line is, "Guys are so easy."
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