I am Male, I wish I was larger than average
I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller
I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger
I am Female, I prefer average
I am Female, I prefer smaller than average
I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them
Other -- explain
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.