View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    coke can penis...dayummm


    This thread is great...

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    Re: The penis poll

    I have always wondered if the pills that increase your penis size really work...

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by SheWolf View Post
    I have always wondered if the pills that increase your penis size really work...
    If penis enlargement pills actually worked, humanity as a whole would become much, much smarter. All the idiots would inhale so many pills, they’d only be able to contribute to the next generation via in vitro fertilization.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Befuddled_Stoner View Post
    If penis enlargement pills actually worked, humanity as a whole would become much, much smarter. All the idiots would inhale so many pills, they’d only be able to contribute to the next generation via in vitro fertilization.

    Huh?




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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by SheWolf View Post
    I have always wondered if the pills that increase your penis size really work...
    They don't. If they did guys would be rushing to take them.
    Nobody who wins a war indulges in a bifurcated definition of victory. War is a political act; victory and defeat have meaning only in political terms. A country incapable of achieving its political objectives at an acceptable cost is losing the war, regardless of battlefield events.

    Bifurcating victory (e.g. winning militarily, losing politically) is a useful salve for defeated armies. The "stab in the back" narrative helped take the sting out of failure for German generals after WWI and their American counterparts after Vietnam.

    All the same, it's nonsense. To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, show me a political loser, and I'll show you a loser.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    They don't. If they did guys would be rushing to take them.
    Did they give you your money back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Huh?




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    Stupid people would take lots of pills, and their penises would explode.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Stupid people would take lots of pills, and their penises would explode.
    Ouch. That's quite the image.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Did they give you your money back?
    LOL. I haven't taken them. I'm a broke college kid, I have better things to spend my money on. Like, food.
    Nobody who wins a war indulges in a bifurcated definition of victory. War is a political act; victory and defeat have meaning only in political terms. A country incapable of achieving its political objectives at an acceptable cost is losing the war, regardless of battlefield events.

    Bifurcating victory (e.g. winning militarily, losing politically) is a useful salve for defeated armies. The "stab in the back" narrative helped take the sting out of failure for German generals after WWI and their American counterparts after Vietnam.

    All the same, it's nonsense. To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, show me a political loser, and I'll show you a loser.
    - Colonel Paul Yingling

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