I am Male, I wish I was larger than average
I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller
I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger
I am Female, I prefer average
I am Female, I prefer smaller than average
I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them
Other -- explain
- Colonel Paul YinglingNobody who wins a war indulges in a bifurcated definition of victory. War is a political act; victory and defeat have meaning only in political terms. A country incapable of achieving its political objectives at an acceptable cost is losing the war, regardless of battlefield events.
Bifurcating victory (e.g. winning militarily, losing politically) is a useful salve for defeated armies. The "stab in the back" narrative helped take the sting out of failure for German generals after WWI and their American counterparts after Vietnam.
All the same, it's nonsense. To paraphrase Vince Lombardi, show me a political loser, and I'll show you a loser.
Granted my wife and I have been together since sophomore year in high school and therefore neither of us have been with anyone else, but I'm only average and I already have to be extremely careful in numerous positions if I don't want to hurt her. I'm fine with how I am. Unless she's a great actress I think she's happy too.
I am the YUKON man and my penis is HUGE when soft and HUMUNGOUS when hard. The option of HUMUNGOUS was not presented therefore I did not vote.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.... John Rogers
looks like this isnt' the first such poll:
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