View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    for some context: the CIRCUMFERENCE of a 12 oz coke can is about 8.5". a standard volleyball has a diameter of 8.5"
    coke can penis...dayummm
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    Re: The penis poll

    Granted my wife and I have been together since sophomore year in high school and therefore neither of us have been with anyone else, but I'm only average and I already have to be extremely careful in numerous positions if I don't want to hurt her. I'm fine with how I am. Unless she's a great actress I think she's happy too.
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    uh that is so small as to be stupid. Do you want registration? given less than 3% of criminals get their guns from private sales, its pretty much a waste of resources
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    you are confused. I never denied that many criminals get guns in private sales.

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    Re: The penis poll

    I am the YUKON man and my penis is HUGE when soft and HUMUNGOUS when hard. The option of HUMUNGOUS was not presented therefore I did not vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukon View Post
    I am the YUKON man and my penis is HUGE when soft and HUMUNGOUS when hard. The option of HUMUNGOUS was not presented therefore I did not vote.
    Wait a minute.... yours gets soft?!?!?!?
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    Circumference! Holy crap - how freaking funny!

    He's just a little bit bigger around than my wrist - I know this because I made a cockring for him and it was too small - and I used my wrist as a measurement when I braced my fingers around it (my wrist is 8").

    But the length is right - actually - it's just over 9"

    I didn't have to learn how to deepthroat for no reason at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Your Star View Post
    Damn, you deserve like a medal or something
    He can give it to me
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Yukon View Post
    I am the YUKON man and my penis is HUGE when soft and HUMUNGOUS when hard. The option of HUMUNGOUS was not presented therefore I did not vote.
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    Re: The penis poll

    looks like this isnt' the first such poll:

    Last edited by cpwill; 03-22-11 at 10:35 AM.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    He can give it to me
    Medals are meant to go around your throat, not down it.
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    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
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    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Medals are meant to go around your throat, not down it.
    Pearl necklaces = not just something your grandmother use to wear.
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