View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    I'm considerably larger than average. Every woman I've ever slept with-- with the obvious exception of the first-- has heard stories about me in advance. It has never once done me a damned bit of good.

    Of course, I don't exactly have a winning personality.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    -- My husband is by far the largest of them all - He is 9" long and 8.5" in diameter. Do I prefer this?
    There's a saying I've heard from some women -

    "long and thin slides right in but nice and thick does the trick!"

    You seem to have the worst of all worlds if you've got someone with a cube dimensioned penis... do you have any legs and do they work normally by any chance?

    Have we mistaken the head on his neck for another head elsewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    I've been with only a few different men - not many. My husband is by far the largest of them all - He is 9" long and 8.5" in diameter. Do I prefer this?
    Diameter or circumference?
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Diameter or circumference?
    Circumference! Holy crap - how freaking funny!

    He's just a little bit bigger around than my wrist - I know this because I made a cockring for him and it was too small - and I used my wrist as a measurement when I braced my fingers around it (my wrist is 8").

    But the length is right - actually - it's just over 9"

    I didn't have to learn how to deepthroat for no reason at all.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by liblady View Post
    size does matter, sorry, but average is just fine. i didn't know men were obsessed with this.......
    just the ones who are below average. those of us who are average or larger don't spend much time thinking about it. it is the needle dick crowd who spends hours with the tape measure and calipers.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    I'm considerably larger than average. Every woman I've ever slept with-- with the obvious exception of the first-- has heard stories about me in advance. It has never once done me a damned bit of good.

    Of course, I don't exactly have a winning personality.

    my nickname in HS was "pokey" after the horse from the Gumby cartoon. about the only benefit I've ever gotten from it was the occasional "curiosity" lay from a female who wanted to see if the rumors were true.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    just the ones who are below average. those of us who are average or larger don't spend much time thinking about it. it is the needle dick crowd who spends hours with the tape measure and calipers.
    Or the proud wife
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    8.5" in diameter???
    for some context: the CIRCUMFERENCE of a 12 oz coke can is about 8.5". a standard volleyball has a diameter of 8.5"
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    Circumference! Holy crap - how freaking funny!

    He's just a little bit bigger around than my wrist - I know this because I made a cockring for him and it was too small - and I used my wrist as a measurement when I braced my fingers around it (my wrist is 8").

    But the length is right - actually - it's just over 9"

    I didn't have to learn how to deepthroat for no reason at all.
    so, not to be too perverse BUT.....if your description of your hubby's junk is accurate, you should have no trouble "hiding" 2 coke cans stacked end to end. color me impressed
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    so, not to be too perverse BUT.....if your description of your hubby's junk is accurate, you should have no trouble "hiding" 2 coke cans stacked end to end. color me impressed
    And so you can imagine just how excrutiatingly painful it was after we had our 4th kid - takes time to get use to all that.

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