View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    I'm Asian. I have an excuse. That is all.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by liblady View Post
    size does matter, sorry, but average is just fine. i didn't know men were obsessed with this.......
    Men obsessed, ever heard of breast augmentations?
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    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    Men obsessed, ever heard of breast augmentations?
    Absolutely!

    I kid you not - last year I stopped dieting and working out because my husband commented that 'you're certainly losing weight, your boobs are getting a little smaller." I was truly mortified by that.

    I'm ok now - I'll look much better if I'm overall thinner and a little smaller anyway. But I advised him not to point it out - it would be the same as his unit actually shrinking, psychologically. I think he understood that quite clearly.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    I'm Asian. I have an excuse. That is all.
    I'm Irish so I have an even better excuse.

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    Re: The penis poll

    my girlfriend has a small hole, and im slightly above average and she complains every now and then, and it sucks because i always thought it was a good thing
    Last edited by celticwar17; 03-20-11 at 11:48 PM.

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    Re: The penis poll

    I could care less
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by celticwar17 View Post
    my girlfriend has a small hole, and im slightly above average and she complains every now and then, and it sucks because i always thought it was a good thing
    You're lucky. My wife's is so big she claims that a living person can fit their entire body through it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    You're lucky. My wife's is so big she claims that a living person can fit their entire body through it.
    When is she due?
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    When is she due?
    A week from Tuesday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    A week from Tuesday
    So it should be any time now. Congrats again!
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