View Poll Results: Being totally honest - this is how I view penis sizes

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  • I am Male, I wish I was larger than average

    26 26.53%
  • I am Male, I am larger than average but wish I was smaller

    8 8.16%
  • I am Male, I am smaller than average and wish I was average or larger

    12 12.24%
  • I am Female, I prefer average

    7 7.14%
  • I am Female, I prefer smaller than average

    1 1.02%
  • I am Female, I prefer larger than average or... as large as I can get them

    7 7.14%
  • Other -- explain

    37 37.76%
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    I didn't judge. I'm saying if she's not going to hide something like that, why would she hide sexuality? Makes no sense.

    You've been going to bars your whole life? Well despite your intimate knowledge the kind of people you'd see at the dumps that would allow a minor child in the door,
    You know when I say that I mean my adult life.

    I've been a woman all of my life. I've partied with women. I've lived with women. I've been drunk, drugged up and crazy with women. I've been to countless sleepovers, girls weekends and nights when we've been so drunk, we've passed out at each other's apartment. I have never seen 2 other women go at it IRL.
    Then you are pretty sheltered for someone that has been drunk, drugged up, and crazy with women. I used to bartend years ago and seeing two chicks making out was pretty much a given on a busy night.

    But here's something you may not have "read" about women. I'm not proud of it because it's dishonest and cruel, but when 2 chicks are at a bar, and some goony goober is hitting on one of them, we they will pretend to be lesbians in order to make the geek leave. I dunno, SD. That may have been what you experienced. I would hope that didn't happen every time you went out.
    I don't hit on women at bars so I can't say that I have ever had chicks try to get rid of me. I am married, so if I get hit on, I just go home. All I am saying is that other than the fundies out there with their countless hangups, the majority of women have at some point, in some way, experimented with another chick. If you don't believe that, then maybe people don't really tell you their inner most secrets like you think they do.
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    No, I think you've worked at some dives where you overserved your lonely and desperate customers. Maybe you didn't think you were hitting on them, but they did. Maybe pouring their drinks a little heavy handed was your way of loosening them up so you could try out a line. But they looked at the bartender and looked at the chick next to them and figured, "Eh. I'd rather be with a chick."
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    Re: The penis poll

    I have not read this whole thread but just gotta say that bigger is not always better because it can rip into you and tear you apart! Thick and long is good but not too much-somewhere in between as you do not want something up inside ya gonna totally tear ya up. I like a bit of a hurting and some rough sex but do not want something so huge it gonna mess up my tight sweetness.

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    Question Re: The penis poll

    I lost mine due to marriage,...

    What were we talking about again?


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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by StandUpChuck View Post
    No, I think you've worked at some dives where you overserved your lonely and desperate customers. Maybe you didn't think you were hitting on them, but they did. Maybe pouring their drinks a little heavy handed was your way of loosening them up so you could try out a line. But they looked at the bartender and looked at the chick next to them and figured, "Eh. I'd rather be with a chick."
    Seriously, I worked in upscale joints, not dives. Don't get me wrong, I like yard beers and dive bars, but thats not where you are going to see chicks making out with each other, or many women at all for that matter. I am just telling you what I have seen, and anyone, man or woman that has worked in bars and clubs will tell you the same. I am and was always the funny guy at the bar, not the guy hitting on everyone. Finally, I am a decently handsome guy, its not like women would be so repulsed by my talking to them to resort to going lez just to get rid of me.

    All I am saying is that the majority of women, at some point, given the right situation have at some point, in some way, experimented with another woman. Like I said earlier, look at how hot some chicks are, who could blame them.

    And let me add, if you think that chicks making out with chicks is a dive bar phenomena, then you are pretty sheltered.
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    Re: The penis poll

    We should do a poll on vibes
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernDemocrat View Post
    Seriously, I worked in upscale joints, not dives. Don't get me wrong, I like yard beers and dive bars, but thats not where you are going to see chicks making out with each other, or many women at all for that matter. I am just telling you what I have seen, and anyone, man or woman that has worked in bars and clubs will tell you the same. I am and was always the funny guy at the bar, not the guy hitting on everyone. Finally, I am a decently handsome guy, its not like women would be so repulsed by my talking to them to resort to going lez just to get rid of me.

    All I am saying is that the majority of women, at some point, given the right situation have at some point, in some way, experimented with another woman. Like I said earlier, look at how hot some chicks are, who could blame them.

    And let me add, if you think that chicks making out with chicks is a dive bar phenomena, then you are pretty sheltered.
    Yea, I'm gonna go with SD on this one. It's pretty common for girls to do this in bars, and certain types of house parties. It's usually not done as a "ew keep these guys away" type thing, but rather as the exact opposite - many of the girls kiss each other in order to get attention from guys.

    That type of situation is easily distinguishable from the "two girls pretend to be lesbians to get guy to leave" situation you're referring to - it's just an entirely different atmosphere. I've done the same thing with guys in order to get girls to leave me alone, but I don't generally start making out with my male friends and batting my eyelashes at the girl to drive home the point.
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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    I've probably seen- I dunno- maybe 10,000 or more penises in my lifetime.


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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernDemocrat View Post
    Like I said earlier, look at how hot some chicks are...
    Totally agree. Chicks are hot. I like hot chicks.

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    Re: The penis poll

    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Totally agree. Chicks are hot. I like hot chicks.
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    And all the little pigs have God

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