View Poll Results: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

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  • Yes, it's a bodily fluid, therefore it is the same as urinating on someone

    16 41.03%
  • No, it's only breastmilk, it's different than urine

    6 15.38%
  • It should be a misdemeanor, but also include indecent exposure as well

    8 20.51%
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Thread: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Not "assault"...but ewwww.
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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    It's sexual assualt and indecent exposure. The person convicted should be punished and registered as a sex offender for life.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow Akhbar View Post
    It's sexual assualt and indecent exposure. The person convicted should be punished and registered as a sex offender for life.
    Now there's a reasonable answer!

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    At least the cop didn't get squirted with vaginal juices.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    At least the cop didn't get squirted with vaginal juices.

    At least...

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    At least the cop didn't get squirted with vaginal juices.
    Suddenly I feel ill.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    The real issue is that breast milk can carry HIV, and now the victim has to get an HIV test, and spend the intervening time worrying about what if they're infected. If she is infected, the assailant should be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

    How's that for comical?

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Hmm public intoxication, lactating?



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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow Akhbar View Post
    The real issue is that breast milk can carry HIV, and now the victim has to get an HIV test, and spend the intervening time worrying about what if they're infected. If she is infected, the assailant should be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

    How's that for comical?
    That's an important point, as humorous as the situation sounds. I'm sure it's not humorous for the cop.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    And the woman should be held in custody until those test results are in.

    Testing her for HIV would expedite the process, since the question of the victim being infected isn't relevant. People who shoot bullets at others are charged with assualt with a deadly weapon even when they miss, and a person with HIV could be similarly charged even if the victim is lucky and not infected.

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