Yes, it's a bodily fluid, therefore it is the same as urinating on someone
No, it's only breastmilk, it's different than urine
It should be a misdemeanor, but also include indecent exposure as well
Other, please explain
You know the time is right to take control, we gotta take offense against the status quo
Originally Posted by A. de Tocqueville
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller
If a guy cummed on a police officers face (assuming he wasn't a stripper in a uniform and had no prior knowledge of the random act) would it be considered a sexual assault? Probably. So getting squirted by tit milk should have a similar offence. Even if there are some legalities involved in persecuting somebody for spraying tit milk because of its uncommon nature, she would have to reveal her breasts in public in order to spray......so they could use that, couldnt they? You know, public indecency?
Also, did this occur to you...i mean seriously, how far could tit milk really squirt to hit you? I swear it just dribbles. So it brings a good question to mind.