View Poll Results: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

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  • Yes, it's a bodily fluid, therefore it is the same as urinating on someone

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  • No, it's only breastmilk, it's different than urine

    6 15.38%
  • It should be a misdemeanor, but also include indecent exposure as well

    8 20.51%
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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    Yeah, but I think a lot of that is because we are unreasonable. Water itself shouldn't be considered a felony. Now if it's got acid in it, or it's boiling, or it's in some condition which can cause harm....ok. I would say the same for breast milk. Ordinarily it's harmless and under those conditions...no harm no foul.
    I don't think it is unreasonable to charge an assault on a peace officer differently than two kids throwing water on one another.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    I don't think it is unreasonable to charge an assault on a peace officer differently than two kids throwing water on one another.
    I think it's unreasonable to charge an assault against actions which have not caused harm or couldn't cause harm. If someone threw some ordinary tap water on a cop, I would say that assault is not justified as a charge.
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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    I think it's unreasonable to charge an assault against actions which have not caused harm or couldn't cause harm. If someone threw some ordinary tap water on a cop, I would say that assault is not justified as a charge.
    It depends.

    Was their intent to cause harm/discomfort to the cop?

    Or were they both in a water balloon battle?
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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    If a guy cummed on a police officers face (assuming he wasn't a stripper in a uniform and had no prior knowledge of the random act) would it be considered a sexual assault? Probably. So getting squirted by tit milk should have a similar offence. Even if there are some legalities involved in persecuting somebody for spraying tit milk because of its uncommon nature, she would have to reveal her breasts in public in order to spray......so they could use that, couldnt they? You know, public indecency?

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    If a guy cummed on a police officers face (assuming he wasn't a stripper in a uniform and had no prior knowledge of the random act) would it be considered a sexual assault? Probably. So getting squirted by tit milk should have a similar offence. Even if there are some legalities involved in persecuting somebody for spraying tit milk because of its uncommon nature, she would have to reveal her breasts in public in order to spray......so they could use that, couldnt they? You know, public indecency?
    I'm sorry but if the cop has his/her face that close to an erection, he deserves whatever he/she gets.....

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Partisan View Post
    I'm sorry but if the cop has his/her face that close to an erection, he deserves whatever he/she gets.....
    Yeah but one minute. How about those sicko's that wank at bus stops while pretending to read a newspaper and then just as they are about to bust there load they jump up and stand over an innocent bystander who is sitting close by? And say hypothetically the cop was in the same situation?

    Also, did this occur to you...i mean seriously, how far could tit milk really squirt to hit you? I swear it just dribbles. So it brings a good question to mind.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetalGear View Post
    Yeah but one minute. How about those sicko's that wank at bus stops while pretending to read a newspaper and then just as they are about to bust there load they jump up and stand over an innocent bystander who is sitting close by? And say hypothetically the cop was in the same situation?

    Also, did this occur to you...i mean seriously, how far could tit milk really squirt to hit you? I swear it just dribbles. So it brings a good question to mind.
    If your breasts are really full of milk, you can put some distance into a shot of breast milk.

    Also, Rule 34.

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    Re: Should squirting someone with breast milk be a felony?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catz Part Deux View Post
    If your breasts are really full of milk, you can put some distance into a shot of breast milk.

    Also, Rule 34.
    Lol you would know......


    seriously?

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