View Poll Results: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy a satisfying sex life?

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  • Yes she most certainly does, the woman is a hot potato!

    55 46.22%
  • She cannot orgasm without a lot of effort from her partner

    10 8.40%
  • I think she must be bisexual, or at least bi-curious. Look at the district she represents...

    6 5.04%
  • The woman is as frigid as Antarctica

    23 19.33%
  • Her favorite partner is battery operated

    19 15.97%
  • Other theory, please share

    6 5.04%
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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    Gross! How dare they enter politics, thus necessitating our having to look at their monstrous images in the newspaper daily?
    They ought to conceal themselves in a closet. Freaks!
    Studies conducted on some insect species, the unifying theme being that the insects procreate in quantity and often, found that mates were picked on their symmetry. Interestingly, what is generally considered "beautiful" is symmetrical. In addition, symmetry was discovered to be strongly correlated with good genes. Our sense of "oh, that's hot" was not merely built upon some nonsense about nose size and eyes. But, instead, a biological function that enables us to figure out who is the most qualified to carry on our genes. Thus, what I found interesting, ugliness can be generally correlated with poor genes (don't take my word, search on Google yourself, 'symmetry and genes'). And while we can't make too many sweeping generalizations about ugly people, their genes could be of poor quality in only a few unique areas, we could make a general statement about the most freakish looking woman in America (e.g. Nancy Pelosi).

    At the very least, we can conclude that there is a large quantity of better-qualified individuals in America's population.

    Though, of course, qualification has never been important in Congress.
    Last edited by Areopagitican; 03-07-10 at 09:06 PM.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Grow up.......

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    Grow up.......
    Why?

    What's the fun in that?
    Education.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Areopagitican View Post
    Studies conducted on some insect species, the unifying theme being that the insects procreate in quantity and often, found that mates were picked on their symmetry. Interestingly, what is generally considered "beautiful" is symmetrical. In addition, symmetry is strongly correlated with good genes. Thus, what I found interesting, ugliness can be generally correlated with poor genes. And while we can't make too many sweeping generalizations about ugly people, their genes could be of poor quality in only a few unique areas, we could make a general statement about the most freakish looking woman in America (e.g. Nancy Pelosi).

    At the very least, we can conclude that there is a large quantity of better-qualified individuals in America's population.

    Though, of course, qualification has never been important in Congress.
    I've read this; I know about the golden ratio and all that.
    I know the evolutionary rationale behind this theory (that in ancient times, we looked for mates with symmetrical faces and bodies, because visible asymmetry often indicated microscopic asymmetries inside the body; thus, a high degree of symmetry correlated to health and fertility, and that's how our universal idea of "beauty" was formed).

    But I don't think it's applicable today.
    If that was ever a criteria for finding a mate, I think it's become rather obsolete.
    Recent studies have shown that the "ideal face" (based on the golden ratio) is not very aesthetically or sexually appealing. It's very bland, by today's standards.
    Studies show that people today find "interesting" (ie, with some degree of asymmetry) faces to be the most beautiful and compelling.
    Part of being evolved is that we can now celebrate our differences.

    That said, is Nancy Pelosi really all that asymmetrical?
    I think she's just old and wrinkly.
    Last edited by 1069; 03-07-10 at 09:09 PM.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Mark View Post
    Why?

    What's the fun in that?
    It funny how uptight some of the posters are here when you do a off the wall poll like this. They suddenly get all straight-laced and proper. They claim they, themselves, have never had an impure thought, and would never, ever speculate about the sex life of any political leader.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    It funny how uptight some of the posters are here when you do a off the wall poll like this. They suddenly get all straight-laced and proper. They claim they, themselves, have never had an impure thought, and would never, ever speculate about the sex life of any political leader.
    I didn't say anything remotely like that. It's actually pretty juvenile that you think that too.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    I've read this; I know about the golden ratio and all that.
    I know the evolutionary rationale behind this theory (that in ancient times, we looked for mates with symmetrical faces and bodies, because visible asymmetry often indicated microscopic asymmetries inside the body; thus, a high degree of symmetry correlated to health and fertility, and that's how our universal idea of "beauty" was formed).

    But I don't think it's applicable today.
    If that was ever a criteria for finding a mate, I think it's become rather obsolete.
    Recent studies have shown that the "ideal face" (based on the golden ratio) is not very aesthetically or sexually appealing.
    Studies show that people today find "interesting" (ie, with some degree of asymmetry) faces to be the most beautiful and compelling.
    Part of being evolved is that we can now celebrate our differences.

    That said, is Nancy Pelosi really all that asymmetrical?
    I think she's just old and wrinkly.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    I didn't say anything remotely like that. It's actually pretty juvenile that you think that too.
    You can be pretty insulting when you disapprove of something, I've noticed. Do you think you can strongly disagree without calling names?

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Areopagitican View Post
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Yes, indeed.

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    Re: Does Nancy Pelosi enjoy sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    You can be pretty insulting when you disapprove of something, I've noticed. Do you think you can strongly disagree without calling names?
    Hold on a sec - you just caused the hypocrisy meter to explode, and it's causing tremors I can feel from here.

    Ah, that's better. Now, what were you saying? Insulting? You think I shouldn't be insulting about you posting a message about Nancy Pelosi's sex life and personal appearance?

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