Would I be penalized if I barfed?
Urban Dictionary: vomit fetish
It's not rape if you scream "SURPRISE" first.
However, if they smell really bad or have a lot of open sores and rashes...sorry...I'll just have to weep and bid that money goodbye.
Now, a stripper with wild hair and eyes? I'd do that. Heck! I'd even pay for it.
Yes I would do it and it would be over as quickly as possible.